Thursday, September 19, 2024

SHEESH, NOT ANOTHER SINGLES GOING STROONAD SO SOON???

Here's more of them singles/EPs/what-have-yous randomly dragged outta the boxes and piles, listened to and approached as if they were fresh produce to encapture (made that word up right onna spot and I hope it sticks like Warren G. Harding's "normalcy" did!) the garden of my mind. Some surprises here too, or at least they are to me given my typically sieve-like brain!


The Mystery Trend-"Mambo For Marion", "Words You Whisper"/"Empty Shoes" (Sundazed Records)

Early San Francisco beat pre-San Francisco bleat. 

The Trend kept up the trend towards the SF infatuation with British Invasion pop and general goodtime auras in the same vein as the Vejtables, the Mojo Men, the original Flamin' Groovies and Moby Grape, a group I never did cozy up to until somehow it all hit me like a slab of concrete. Maybe even v. early Jefferson Airplane when they had that gal who got knocked up in it. 

A boff selection featuring Ron Nagle and the rest romping through an authentic mambo, not to forget some straight-ahead pop rockers that I could just imagine woulda made its way to the gal with the chubby thighs that rub together and make pimples's portable record player. Heck, "Empty Shoes" has the same rhythm and romp as "Last Train to Clarksville" which says just as much good about the Trend as it does the Monkees!

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The Rocks-"The Gardens Outside"/"I'll Never Be The Same Again" (Love Records)

Yeah, another one of those eighties-era homemade singles done up by someone who almost immediately vanished into thick air. Some of these outta nowhere spins were good, others bad and if I'd have to rank this 'un I'd say it definitely was of the former variety. These Rocks guys got the garage production thing down snat enough making this record sound about as authentic a sixties/seventies local rock release as you can get. Of course the singer's crazed nasal whine helps out, echoing the unrequited longings of suburban slob teenbos who ain't gonna get no gash no matter how hard they tried! 

A-sides kinda/sorta reminds me of late-sixties Rolling Stones when they were starting to get a somewhat country twang while the flip actually recalls those House of Guitars Kack Klick/Churchmice singles which sounded so swell mixed in with the likes of the Novas and Ralph Nielsen and the Chancellors. Whoever the singer for this group was, he coulda been the eighties answer to all of my favorite rock primitives from Bernie Joelson to Magic Michael.

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The Prime Movers-"Change For The Better"/"1-2-5-" (Moulty Records)

I can sure remember when a whole load of these locally-produced records by locally-produced rock 'n roll bands on locally-produced record labels were actually worth purchasing! Later on it was like "hey you groups, go out and make a ton of records before you get your act together enough to give us something worth listening to", but at one time the more of these spinners that were comin' out the merrier because they really had something important to say as far as the continuation of a rock credo went! 

These Bostonians ain't no exception even though they unfortunately fizzled out just like all of those other neat eighties groups that gave doofs like me so much hope. "Change" is a pretty good fast-paced pop-rocker that not-so-surprisingly reminds me of something the Droogs might have been able to (and might still be able to) whip up for a nicer-than-nice a-side. The by now familiar Haunted song on the other side is good but not anywhere as good as the original. But then how many of these retro-covers have reached the same pinnacles of fantabulousness of the originals anyway? An "A" for effort anyway. Get it, only TRY finding it (which you just might!).

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Patti Smith Group-"Hey Joe"/"Radio Ethiopia (Live Version)" 12-inch 45 rpm single (Arista Records, France)

Here's one classic that I haven't spun in quite some time, the France-only reish of "Hey Joe" with a live segment from a '77 live show containing a whole number of tuneage drifting and intertwining in ways that the Grateful Dead never woulda dreamed of! 

What else can you say about the a-side which shows Smith at the beginning of her prowess weaving the teenbo anthem of 1966 into her patented mythology involving Patty Hearst and the Symbionese Liberation Army. Tom Verlaine lays down some rather spidery guitar work that I'm sure made more'n a few folk in on the game hungry for some actual Television wares at a time when them Eno demos were making the rounds and getting more'n a few rock fans drooling uncontrollably. 

Flipster's the real surprise what with the tail end of some Velvet Underground-riffed number (faded in) leading to a reading of "Radio Ethiopia" leading into "Rock 'n Roll N-word" (y'see, it's OK for Patti to use "that word" but me? ARE YA KIDDIN'?) and "Land" with lotsa Smith talk in and between. Sounds so swell, especially the no-waveish guitar duel twixt Smith and Lenny Kaye which I sure shoulda liked to have gone on for a whole lot longer'n it did!

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Love-"Feathered Fish"/"It's The Marlin, Baby"; "Gethsemene" (LSD Records bootleg, Australia [yeah, right!])

In what purports to be a bootleg from a group who I thought would have been bootlegged long ago, this under-the-counter effort does the group Love swell enough even when you consider that it came out a good thirtysome years too late. Actually the a-side's Arthur Lee with some relatively "new" psychedelic act called Baby Lemonade doing the infamous Sons of Adam single side, but it captures the essence of what the original Love version would have sounded like even if it does show strains of post-sixties polish. Flip's got a side off the once-rare pre-Love American Four single which reflects the 1964 dance craze and cars attitude more than it does the 1966 expand your mind and eventually end up like David Crosby one. "Gethsemene"'s nothing but a segment of "You Set the Scene" played backwards which somehow makes sense but don't ask me how.

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Syd Barrett-FINAL SESSIONS ABBEY ROAD STUDIOS 1974 7-inch 33 rpm EP (Magic Mushroom Records bootleg)

To be frightfully honest about it, I'm positive that most of you readers'll think there's nothing special about these (I think) recently-unearthed backing tracks laid down during Barrett's final session. As usual I disagree---on this nicely packaged EP (a bootleg so you know that the quality's gone into the production!) Barrett kneads out various blooze riffs (one entitled "John Lee Hooker") and other quite promising instrumentals that I get the feeling even Syd knew never were gonna see the light of day --- until now that is. It's fractured like anything and pretty much of historical value only, but oh what a history! (By the way, I reviewed this 'un exactly fifty years and three/four days since its recording which is something that should make anyone who was coming of age and discovering musical life in other forms via word of mouth and the import bins feel rather ancient!)

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Xanadu-"No Change"; "Time Bomb"/"Switch the Topic" EP (Black Hole Records)

A Destroy All Monsters-related effort that was released by the same bunch (mainly Cary Loren) who put out that boffo Monsters EP with the Virgil Finlay cover. Some turdburgers might have said that the Detroit Sound was dead and buried by the time these tracks made their way out, but it's more'n obvious that the spirit of the late-sixties was shinin' on what with records like this and groups like Sonic's Rendezvous Band up and about. 

Basically the core of the '77 Destroy All Monsters without Niagara and Michael Davis but with minimal help from Ron Asheton, and if you liked the Monsters' high energy romps there's no reason why this ultra-obscurity shouldn't be in your collection. If you can only find a copy that is because even when I snatched this 'un up it was rare (check Youtube and burn one if it's up and about)!

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The Valentines-"Juliette"/"Hoochie Coochie Billy" (Philips Records, Australia)

What was Bon Scott doing before lending his tonsils to the likes of AC/DC? Singing in this group that has about as much to do with Scott's later act as Vanessa Del Rio has to do with the Anti-Sodomy League. For a guy who was pretty much down and dirty with the legacy of seventies hard rock these sides sure come off soft and creme-filled center, nice enough pop that might be good for a few spins now and later but nothing you'd want to be inundated with when you could spend your time listening to something more soul-searing, like early AC/DC f'rinstance. Proof that Australia was once a pretty nice and hopping place for music and other things, although as we all know that has unfortunately changed.

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The Del Monas-VOLUME 2 --- HELLO WE LOVE YOU EP (Big Beat Records, England)

Billy Childish's female auxiliary playing the sixties beat right around the same time music in general became so dudsville that even listening to an interpretation of Beethoven's fifth played through my gaseous colon would have sounded better. 

Flashy takes on the Doors and Henry Mancini (btw my uncle "knew" him when the two were growing up in Aliquippa Pennsylvania and unc said that everyone thought he was a fag walking around with his violin case'n all. And we all know who had the last laugh on that!). While this is not exactly the sorta music I'd wanna listen to while locked in a room for twennysome hours straight it sure is a nice switch of modes for my own satisfaction.  

I have the feeling that Paul McGarry has a poster of the Del Monas pinned up somewhere in his shack and he has to take it down every time the wife walks into the room!

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Metal Mike-"Wig Wam Bam"/"Letter From Lou" (Sympathy For the Record Industry Records)

On this early-nineties effort Saunders proceeds even further from the metallic screech of the Angry Samoans. Done up during the height of his seventies AM pop immersion, the Sweet classic is remade/remodeled in a way that wouldn't suit any fan of the group but wha' th' hey. Flipster eludes me with the reversed backing track and dialogue I assume has something to do with the then not-so-late Mr. Lou Reed, although back when this was unleashed some thirtysome years back I probably knew what it was all about and coulda cared less. Here's a fact that'll make a lump in your throat...Metal Mike is now a whopping SEVENTY-TWO YEARS OLD which I think is about the same age Charley Weaver died. Don't think that Mike's walking around in suspenders and a funny hat yet.

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The Screamin' Mee-Mees-HOME MOVIES EP (Bag of Hammers Records)

This be the second Mee-Mees EP that, as if you didn't know awlready, didn't make it out '78 way due to lack of funds. Better late'n never I guess, although I know all of you rock-starved maniacs who were up and about back then woulda loved to have had this 'un spinnin' on your Hitachi or even hibachi for that matter. Reviewing this is (just like I am) useless considering how each and every one of you who tunes into this blog knows the whys and wherefores of this group, so come to your own conclusions and remember them days when records by groups like this 'n Half Japanese sure did their darndest to re-introduce trash aesthetics into a world where "hip" kids would hang mouths agape when hearing the sound travel from one speaker to another.

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Guess Who?-"Shakin' All Over"/"Till We Kissed" (Scepter Records)

A-side's such a bonafeed classic that even Rush Limbaugh used to use it as bumper music. A definite "nugget if you duggit" that made that punk rock tape compilation in FUSION (which might be the kinda "mixtape" you should have in your very own collection, and cook one up for me while you're at it!). The other side's a definite Merseysound ripoff but like you in the bathroom it holds its own. A fine slab from a rock group who sure did the world swell before making that anti-Amerigan rock record that got all of those hippie kids buyin' it up while mom 'n pop fumed.

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Donny Osmond of the Osmonds-"Sweet and Innocent"/"Flirtin'" (MGM Records)

One of those reminders of why I hated listening to the radio until I heard "Get it On (Bang a Gong)" during my pre-pubesprout days of duh. The gurls used to wax eloquent about Donny and Crew but I held my nose at least until that one single about Skylab that I kinda liked, but anyway here's that hit which is so treacly sweet that I'm finally gonna get that Ozempic Rx filled after the insurance company said nada because I ain't a full-fledged diabetic. One more record for kid brother to go stompin' on while prowling through big sis's room.

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Chad and Jeremy-"Donna Donna"/"If I Loved You" (World Artists Records)

Gotta admit that I prefer Chad and Jeremy to their one tall guy and another with glasses doppelganger Peter and Gordon, but this particular slice just ain't as juicy as I would have hoped. The a-side sounds somewhat like a commercialized Fairport Convention and the flip's too string gloss mooshy to even be a good enough get yer gal into the mood tit squeezer. Eh, it's way more listenable than anything that is deemed listenable these days so why should I quarrel? They sure were good on the Van Dyke show though.

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Chad Stuart and Jeremy Clyde-"Yesterday's Gone"/"Lemon Tree" (World Artists Records)

Gee, can't seem to shake these two off! Anyway here's their first hit, the only one to make it big in England while becoming a monstrous hit leading to many others over here in the United States of Acne. I ain't got not complaints about this 'un as far as being a middling British Invasion track --- sure the Sonics or Kinks woulda blown 'em off the stage but you can enjoy it in its own teenybop way. The other side has a laughably gloppy version of that Peter Paul and Mary hit you older turds were forced to sing in music class, something which I'm sure should get you more riled up than me having to sing "Up With People!".

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Johnny Tillotson-"Talk Back Trembling Lips"/"Another You" (MGM Records)

The "Earth Angel" guy creating more music with those gloppy strings bound to get the bras off and the tits squeezed (unlike "Donna Donna"!). Since it wasn't as big a hit as the Ernest Ashworth version I get the feeling that there were more bras left on and a whole load of unsatisfied suckems out there which is too bad for the gals. Well, at least the radio might played "Theme From a Summer Place" later on...that was always one that got the libido bubbling full blast for alla them susceptible teenbos!

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The Wailers-"Mashi"/"On The Rocks" (Night Club Records, Germany)

I might've written this 'un up onna blog earlier but if I did so what, you get ANOTHER review of it goody goody you. A-side's that wild instrumental from the WAILERS AND COMPANY/TALL COOL ONE album and it still rages hot early-sixties drive that stood in the face of all the droopier music that was supposedly ruinin' things for all those rock 'n rollers just waiting for the Beatles (believe-you-me, there was enough good rock 'n rollin' stuff comin' outta the early-sixties to counteract all of the horrid mainstream moosh once you get down to it and study a few charts of the day!). The flip's another version (I believe the '64 mini-hit remake) of "Tall Cool One" under its original title. It is good enough even if this take lacks the slow moody drive of the original but better this onna charts than "Roses Are Red". Overall this is some pretty hotcha early punk rock that makes a good portion of the punk that came out post-eighties sound mighty petunia-esque!

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Lucky Wray with Link and Doug Wray-"Teenage Cutie"/"You're My Song" (Starday Records)

One of them early sides by Vern Wray and what used to be known as the Palomino Ranch Hands, here doing a rockabilly bopper driven by bro Link's humpin' sound. Considering what I know about Vernon's career as a pop crooner type (never did hear any of these sides so I'm going by mere hearsay) this does come as somewhat of a surprise, almost as much as when the once-slick Vern went the Willie Nelson route in the early seventies and grew his hair long with a beard to match! The other side's a slow mover which I get the feeling sounds close to the Ray Vernon style of classic teen croon that even got Dick Clark hypin' him (well, Mr. Clark dug the Wraymen too which is at least one good feather in his somewhat empty cap!). As far as Vern's and Link's subsequent output goes, this might have been the danged start of it all.

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The Three Stooges and Orchestra-HAPPY YULETIDE FAVORITES EP (Golden Records)

Given the general beat-upness of this 'un I get the idea that the original owner got quite a few Christmas spins outta the thing. I also get the idea that the same guy now belongs to some crazy religious cult that doesn't believe in celebrating Christmas which is why I'm now in possession of this beaut! Too bad for the grandkids (who are probably locked in some closet) but great for me given how starved for Stoogemania I was during my groaning up days (folks too cheap to get an antenna high enough to draw in the Cleveland and Pittsburgh indie stations that were showing the Stooges because they thought the antenna would keep blowing over and they didn't wanna dish out the money in case it did, and besides I watched enough tee-vee as it was and you wonder why I grew up so frustrated!).

It's the revival-era Stooges, toned down a tad but still hitting the sparks for the spoiled brat generation. It may not quite translate to record the way it did to tee-vee and the theatres but its good 'nuff to at least ooze some kidtime frolicking feeling outta you.  If you were the type of ranch house kiddie who was front and center for these guys whether they were popping up on ED SULLIVAN or the afternoon kid show you'll get a kick outta it. Give it a spin, and while yer doin' it pause for a moment and think of all the suburban slobs (or at least me) who were denied growing up with these guys because of budget conscious parents and local stations who would rather show Merv Griffin or some rerun of a series that didn't need to be aired the first time around for that matter!

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The Voodoo Dolls-"I'm Coming Back To Haunt You"/"This Town Makes Me Feel So Lonely" (Stanton Park Records)

By the time this single came out (1989) there were many self-produced small label efforts by the usual "underground rock" suspects to choose from, that is if you were a fan of the rockin' Big Beat. Unfortunately a good number of the records that were getting unleashed weren't worthy of anyone's time and thankfully got washed down the drain of "who cares" (see Prime Mover review above), but this rarity is one that really was savable if you were might picky about what was allowable in your collection. Not that the Voodoo Dolls were whatcha'd call jaw-dropping inspiring, but they could sure punch out a song in ways that your local REM wannabes never could fathom. Straight ahead rock 'n roll without the frills (think the New York Dolls without Johansen's pout), the kind they used to call "punk" before that term became one of eternal pariahdom. Not bad really.

Thursday, September 05, 2024


It has been awhile. Well, it's not exactly like I'm champing at the bit anymore to get these posts out to you given just how much most readers of the very few rock blogs out there could care less, but the usual delays and real life deals always do get in the way. Besides, I thought that my recent scribblings really were hitting the "number two" category to the point where even my earliest submissions to various outlets (which many of you readers actually liked, go figure!) seemed profound in comparison. I always sometimes on a rare occasion strive for quality in my writings, and what I had been laying to pixel just wasn't cutting even the ol' cheese. Hope this heavily remade/remodeled batch of writeups fits the bill, and I gotta say that I think maybe a tad of it does.
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Biggest kultural happening as of late has to be the bright idea (no sarcasm here --- I mean it!) at FETV to bring back not only the color DRAGNETs to the cathode tube but drag HIGHWAY PATROL outta the mothballs for a good re-eval. The late-sixties DRAGNETs are always a ball to watch what with Jack Webb as Joe Friday delivering the monotone nasal moralizing and witty comebacks as he takes on not only the new morality but all of those ditzy Los Angelinos he has to question. Pretty brazen stuff especially these days where life has 180'd and the inmates are not only running the asylum but re-enacting the Red Terror, an extremely refreshing change from all of that "entertainment" I've been trying to avoid as long as I can remember. One major quibble tho --- remember that episode when Friday and Gannon go after a high school gang of shoplifters who wore garish "mod" garb stolen from the Sears Tiger Shop? Well, the opening schpiel that the head of the department gave to Friday and partner Gannon re. the change in values at the time was HEAVILY EDITED leaving out the mention as to how drugs, free sex and even homosexuality are now starting to be accepted! All I gotta say to FETV is...cluck cluck cluck!

Never saw HIGHWAY PATROL but now I have, and this crazed fan of classic pre-hippie tee-vee realism really is pleased as paunch as Don Fellman would say.  Broderick Crawford doesn't look or even act like the kinda leading man for a rough and tumble series like this but he works out swell overweight and craggy as he is. The show, or at least the episodes I've viewed, go on at a rapid pace and given that my only knowledge of HIGHWAY PATROL was an old MAD spoof I can finally see where all the humor that went over my head way back when came from...I mean Crawford's offhand responses are the total antithesis to Webb's downright cutting putdowns! "Oh well", "that's the way the ball bounces" etc.! Eh, so what if Crawford can't crank out the witticisms, HIGHWAY PATROL's a quite good and driving series that keeps up the pace whether they're on the search for a honeymooning sailor with meningitis or stomping a murderous confidence team.

By the way, someone once said they thought I looked like Crawford which I thought was cool. However another thought that I looked (and sound) more like Jack Weston which I think is even cooler perhaps because I'm more familiar with Weston's work than I am Crawford's! Yeah, I could go on and lie to you about how some people think I look like Paul McCartney or Superman for that matter, but have I ever led you astray?
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Here's a FERD'NAND that got me not only thinking about cheap electric guitars but Stone the Crows...


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Hey, whatever happened to acid rain?

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And while I'm at it, did you ever realize that the old term "our fine furry friends" has a totally new meaning these days?

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A reader has informed me that he was totally unable to leave a comment on the blog which I thought rather odd since I did a "testing one-two-three" myself and sure 'nuff the comment did appear. If you are trying to leave a message and find it extremely difficult to do so well, tough turds.

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Current fave thrill...watching tutorials on Youtube on how to use breast pumps given by young, thankfully non-lactating Japanese maidens who have no shame pulling their squeezies out for all to see. Sure beats videos on irrigating your garden.

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A video from back in them days when they sure had more of an impact on the core of rockist desires than those artzy things that ruined music and for good. The Spotnicks with "Rocket Man" (alright --- the Rocket Man, and I think it's gonna be a long long time before people start to give this one the time of day and forget the Elton John song of the same name):


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Oh boy, time for the reviews! Thanks to Forward, Mueller and McGarry! No thanks to YOU...


David Bowie-YOUNG AMERICANS CD-r burn (originally on RCA Records)

I'm sure glad that I was too poor to buy records back when this turdburger came out. Bowie goes disco in between stints as a glitter rocker and a kraut/avgarde composer, and this music does nothing but remind me of just what a huge bummer the radio scene was at a time when you really hadda look hard for some sorta music that was in tune with your own nervous system. An extremely tiresome exercise in gettin' down with da bro's, blackface with neutral shoe polish.


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Doug Hammond-REFLECTIONS IN THE SEA OF NURNEN CD (Octave Lab Records, Japan)

IN THE "YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY" DEPARTMENT: Here's a spinner that I've recently discovered under the strangest of circumstances, and as to why I snatched the thing up in the first place well... just read on and decide for yourself just how skewered the cogs of cohesion are in my messed up beyond belief brain.

Much of the time context, circumstance and situations surrounding the song or performers have as much to do with me enjoying music as the actual sounds do themselves. It might sound silly to you, but I'm very susceptible to hints and offhand remarks/comments/asides that stick in the fertilizer of my mind and grow like that legendary mustard seed as the old saying goes. Sometimes there might be some artist or recording that doesn't quite jibe with me, but I'll discover some seemingly extraneous fact related to the music or artist that adds a unique dimension to the process that makes me enjoy it via a quite different frame of ears. Or I find out that a certain person was in a group I previously haven't given the time of day and start searching out their back catalog for a new throb thrill in listening. Or even something silly like discover some obscuro act who played one of the NYC rock bistros of the seventies and all of a sudden a curiosity overcomes that'd kill off a house full of cats. 

And that's exactly the thing that happened when I did some research on this particular act I knew nada about and discovered that one new and different thing I tend to learn as each day crawls on. Something that would get me to want and go hear said act, of course which is pretty difficult given that a good portion of the obscurities that have made legendary music in the sixties and seventies will probably never be heard because their creators prefer to let the tapes rot in some sock drawer.

And so I snatched the Cee-Dee in question up if only because of the title's appearance in an old CBGB listing which can be seen on the right, picking it up like a racetrack reg'lar'll bet on a horse on a weird hunch (like I would do with those who had double-entendre names, though it never did work!). The time, venue, title and a promise of some new and hopefully soul-shattering sounds had me dishing out the dinero, but will I get stuck with yet another turdburger like I have on previous hunches or will this 'un be the kind of spinner that'll reach into the depths of my psyche and do things that only philosophy major undergrads could explain with the usual obtrusive language that comes with these specimens?

So what's this about? I think the sounds that appear on REFLECTIONS IN THE SEA OF NURNEN (not a Tolkien fan so the mystic vibes of the name are lost on me) is now tagged as "Spiritual Jazz" because it ain't quite new thing yet it ain't bop. Rather "modern", even pop at times, but thankfully with this underlying bared wire stream of intensity running through it that makes the listening more enticing even if you aren't a fan of any interesting jazz developments since the mid-fifties. Good enough though, since even the vocalizing with all of that get down brothers for the cause messaging doesn't make any of you whiteys wanna puke. The electronic interludes "Space II" and "Space I", in that order) date this in quite a good way too, reminding me of the kind of extraterrestrial sounds that I used to enjoy hearing on the radio and such and even inspired me to write the term paper with that "Sien Ra" gaffe I'll never get out of my brain.

Really not bad in the way it moves and doesn't get lumped up in the intestines of your mind. I wonder how this was performed at that CB's gig and I get the idea that the crowd thought is swell just like they would with a good portion of WHATEVER was transpiring on the stage in combination with a variety of libation and chemical boosters.

Even though I don't have to write a term paper on this 'un I think some research re. group leader Doug Hammond (who handles not only the vocals but the drums, ARP and a melodica!) and where he was and perhaps even IS and if in fact he has croaked you could say he lives on via this rather top notch effort that I'm sure glad didn't get any felines killed --- maimed maybe but not killed.
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Mike Nock-ONDAS CD (ECM Records, Germany)

Haw, was Meltzer pulling our leg 'r what when he dropped that Throbbing Gristle comparison in some early eighties CREEM "Rock-A-Rama" writeup! Still, you might enjoy this 'un at least for Nock's evocation of a scant few yet potent enough Paul Bley stylings and a moody groove that doesn't drift into gnu agey territory like a good portion of eighties "jazz" seemed to. Otherwise this woulda sounded much better had it been recorded for 1965 ESP rather than 1982 ECM, who by this time really did settle into their slick it up beyond belief groove custom made for the boring beyond belief college jazz radio show of your choice.

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Marco Angius Ensemble Prometeo-JOHN CAGE-IMAGINARY LANDSCAPES CD (Stradivarius Records, Italy)

It's sure grand that John Cage recordings are readily available in this day and age because, back when I was discovering the music of the avgarde during my later days of teenbodom these records were harder to find than Scotsmen tossing money out the window. Years later my curiosity as to what those early Cage compositions sounded like has been sated thanks to albums such as this dago effort, one that captures the sound and spirit of classic Cage rather spiffy-like. The entire run of "Imaginary Landscapes" presented out-of-order (but for a good reason --- I think) along with "Sixteen Dances", and it'll probably bring up more old tymey memories of what Sunday Morn television used to be like other'n with alla those religious shows and old cartoons. Whatever happened to curled pinkies and snob culture anyway?

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Wild Billy Childish-I AM THE OBJECT OF YOUR DESIRE CD-r burn (originally on Friends of the Buff Medway Fanciers Association, England)

Best thing I heard from Childish since his last best thing. Hefty royalties should be paid to the Downliners Sect what with all of the ideas that were swiped from 'em (well, Sect member Don Craine does pop up here somewhere so maybe he's getting some monetary reward). Best part's the rather realistic recreation of pre-stereophonic low-fidelity complete with scratches, pops and skips. Well, I THINK all of them scratches/pops/skips were done ON PURPOSE...

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THE MARZETTE WATTS ENSEMBLE CD-r burn (originally on Savoy Records)

It was so difficult (make that IMPOSSIBLE) locating a flesh and blood copy so I am grateful to Paul McGarry for burning this somewhat legendary free jazz effort. Not as urban revolution tense as Watts' ESP effort but still powerful in that great orbit of late-sixties new thing. Some notable names are backing him up here along with a slew of who are they's, and the presence of Amy Sheffer (here "Shaeffer") cooing on Bill Dixon's "Octobersong" and Patty Waters singing her own lyrics to Ornette's "Lonely Woman" makes me wish this 'un had gotten around a whole lot more'n it did. Was this ever reissued, legit or otherwise?

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Various Artists-THE LONDON R&B SESSIONS --- LIVE AT THE HOPE AND ANCHOR 1979 CD-r burn (originally on Albion Records, England)

Never ever thought of buying these Hope and Anchor platters back when they were first up and about so this effort could be considered a nice li'l inclusion into my collection. A mix of names familiar, not and who cares, the selection is potent enough to the point where you do kinda feel pangs of guilt for ignoring a good portion of it. Big names include Lew Lewis, Wilco Johnson's Solid Senders, the post-Johnny Kidd Pirates and (Count) Bishops, not to mention others I know nada about. Nothing to slouch at either!

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The Battered Wives-LIVE ON MOTHERS DAY CD-r burn (originally on Ready Records, Canada)

Maybe you remember the controversy surrounding this group what with alla them freaked out women's shelter types who were oh so offended by their name to the point where they showed up protest signs and all to display their hurt feelings for the six o' clock news? Well, with a moniker like the Battered Wives I would have expected this to be some cruddy fly-by-night punk rock group trying to capture just as much publicity as they could via controversy like a small-scale Dead Kennedys're somethin'. 

Surprisingly enough (at least for myself) the Battered Wives were a pretty straightforward rock 'n roll group closer to the early-seventies hard-edged version of the Flamin' Groovies than to Jello Biafra's gang, a band that worked the audience over with a slew of keen covers mixed with spot on originals all done up in a way that you knew that them FM-bred dolts who surrounded you woulda said they hated it even though music like this very well woulda been up their not-so-expansive alleys. Don't miss their durty version of "Great Balls Of Fire" that closes this mess out! 

And as for the name well, them wives who did get the rough treatment from their spouses probably DESERVED whatever they got! Y'know, unmade beds, lousy dinner, forgot to douche... Women today...shee!

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Various Artists-ACID VISIONS VOLUME 8 : TEXAS SIXTIES GARAGE PUNK CD-r burn (originally on Spalax Records, France)

This volume consists of only three groups, the Nomads, the Brix and the Chapparals, but it is nice to have these tracks grouped together for scrutiny 'stead of spread out over a few dozen of these collections. Some bonefeed classics here (the Nomads' "Three O'Clock Merrian Webster Time") mixed up with some (let's just say MOST) tracks that are new to my lobes, and they all got that edgy intense sound that you all know was birthed from the addled genius of the 13th Floor Elevators with sidesteps into everyone from the Kinks to the Association. A reminder of just how rich a movement like rock 'n roll was before social upheaval eventually turned it all into James Taylor and Carole King mewl made for the same sorta gals who were spinning the Seeds only a few years earlier. And I hope their kid brothers stomp all all of their Cat Stevens albums!

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Black Flag-WASTED...AGAIN CD-r burn (originally on SST Records)

By the time this comp came out I was so awash in too many real life dealings/tragedies that it wasn't like I could work myself up over possessing a rec such as this. Actually it wasn't like I could afford a rec like this given how a load of my "earnings" were going towards not only my much-loathed crudzine but a good thirtysome years of backlogged albums I had missed out on. 'n hey, why'd'ja think I was doin' all that beggin' at the time anyway, for my HEALTH???

Now that so much has passed me by in the realm of life I finally get my mitts on a burn of this and well, I gotta say that it's pretty neat as far as capturing a nice slice of the Black Flag "legend" what with that driving wall of blare that said more about the positive aspects of the eighties than any of the happyhappy swill being gobbled up during them days sure did!

Not being as well-versed in the Black Flag canon as all you rich kids are, this was a nice slice of their oeuvre that thankfully reminds me of some of the highlights of that dank decade the further we get from the better.

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Various Artists-ROCK AND ROLL VIXENS --- 25 BLACK WOMAN SINGER MOVERS & SHAKERS CD-r burn (originally on Koko Mojo Records, England)

A gaggle of tracks both rare and not (the Cookies) that at least for me sums up the fifties/early-sixties femme r/b oeuvre about as much as it can be. Good bunch too...not all of the vocalists are of the female persuasion but they dominate and as you'd expect most of these are so good you kinda wonder why they didn't top the charts way back when. A fair enough change from the same old. Interesting enough track --- Luther and Little Eva's version of "Ain't Got No Home" sounds remarkably like the original and I highly doubt that this Little Eva's the "Turkey Trot Gobble Gobble Diddilit" one.

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Sun Ra and his Astro Infinity Arkestra-STRANGE STRINGS (EXPANDED VERSION) CD-r burn (originally on Cosmic Myth records)

One of them "remastered with even more bonus tracks than the last reissue" releases which might make those of you who dished out for the one on the Unheard Music label mad but hey, I got mine free so fooey on you! Here's what I wrote about the original reissue:

I haven't been buying let alone listening to many of the recent Sun Ra digups outside of those boffo Norton reissues of early r&b/doo-wop single sides, but the idea of Ra and band working out on nothing but stringed lutes, lotars, kotos and other pluckers kinda got the best of me so what else could I do but plunk down my precious hard-begged! This '67 session does typify the Arkestra of the day sounding rather ESP-Disk in approach, though by the time the band pulls out the twangers this gets to be one of the more atonal, barbaric and downright brain-scrambling Ra releases I've had the pleasure to hear. Imagine "Interpretation" from THE SOLAR MYTH APPROACH VOL. 2 taken to even more frightening levels of incomprehension and you'll know what this, bonus track and all, sounds like. I was spinning it while reading some old CREEM mags last night and the effect was so intense that for a minute I thought I was Dave Marsh getting my cajoobies stuck in a meat grinder! Now how about that!
Now add even more numbers and you'll have all you need to know before buying this spinner. I sure wish this came already expanded way back when but ya gotta admire these people in the way they get you to re-buy the same stuff over and over again!
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SUNDAY/MONDAY MORNING HANGOVER 8/8-9/11 2 CD-r burn set

More of the same type of radio throb thrills that I reviewed last bigtime post, though not as exciting. Sopwith Camel yeah, sitar music no, rock musician anti-drug spots are about as sincere as you. Electronica profundo. Too much Hollies as if we haven't heard enough of 'em in our lifetimes, but the death songs (even the overplayed ones) got me alive! Eh, if I actually heard this onna real deal radio I probably wouldn't change stations.
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Prices are going up, but as for now these old issues of BLACK TO COMM still seem to stay the same. Meaning you'll really be getting more booty for your buck if you buy a whole bunch of 'em up now before the prices do go up and you'll wish you bought them now when your pennies are going a whole lot farther than they'll be when you eventually will get hold of 'em. Or something like that. Anyway they're here for you, and if you don't have any in your greasy paws well, you don't.

Wednesday, August 21, 2024

THE RETURN OF FANZINE FANABLA!!!

Lots of fanzines to brag about here, with an added emphasis on those of the English variety which is sure peachy keen since England pumped out its share of good home-produced rags (in and out of the music idiom) that are worthy of documentation lest they become even more forgotten than I am. And if this article seems way too overloaded, too longwinded and too congested for you well, just read part of it now and another part later, and yet another part later onanonanonanonanism kinda like the way R. Meltzer said you should tackle THE AESTHETICS OF ROCK. And you know he's right.
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I must admit that I'm prouder than proud over the fact that I have actually obtained a copy of PANACHE #1 to have and to hold for my very own. Of course there are a whole lot more important things that could have happened to improve my life like being inundated with a bazillion dollars or finding a peephole at the cute young girls who ain't overweight and don't have tattoos and metal doo dads all over their bodies nudist colony, but for now this will suffice.

Having a few of the other issues moiling in my collection it's sure nice to have this premier issue if only to see how the mag twisted and turned throughout the years. The later PANACHEs, at least the ones that I own, are firmly rooted in the mode of the music as it changed underground style but this 'un is, surprisingly enough, closer in spirit to the early pre-punque fanzines that covered a wide variety of music on the rock spectrum. I'm talkin' mags like DENIM DELINQUENTBACK DOOR MAN, CAN'T BUY A THRILL or more likely (given this is a one-sided corner-stapled affair) the early issues of such wonders as THE NEXT BIG THING, TB SHEETS, JUNGLELANDSNIFFIN' GLUE or even that Maryland wonder VINTAGE VIOLENCE in the way that PANACHE goes beyond the borders of "underground" rock and reviews things that just might seem somewhat alien to the typical punquist attitude. 

But golly ned, the writing's so good you don't mind reading about groups of a definitely non-punk variety because the vim and vigor that comes with these mags is just brimmin' full! Editor Mick Mercer really knew his turds when it came to what the fanzine idiom was all about and like, if you want to see a true music fan at his humble beginnings I guess this would be one of the better places to start.

The cover says it all from the snap of Iggy (not exactly the most original thing a rock 'n roll fanzine coulda done at the time but a smart move since Iggy sure needed all of the exposure he could get and better him than Gene Simmons!) to the large print come on which not only promotes a number of recently-bootlegged acts but proves that when you're laying out a cover its best to plan ahead. But even that lends to a somewhat overall charm worthy of all of the block-outs on the cover of the first issue of FUTURE not to mention some incredible gaffes on my own part.

The innards ain't no slouch either what with the loads of reviews of live shows, recent singles and naturally the bootlegs which would figure since you gotta admit that the form was starting to really take off at the time what with even legit record stores selling these wares out in the open for everyone to see! (Heck, the White Wing Records shop in Niles Ohio even had their own bin proudly emblazoned "bootlegs" which really does show how brazen record shop owners could get!) Of course this was at a time when legit offerings seemed to be lacking in the rawness and low-fidelity needed to appreciate music so we could all thank the bootleggers for doing us a fine public service.

Mercer's late '76/early '77 views are shown to be about as much on (and off) target as many of the upsprouts on the fanzine scene of the day. The Iggy live report written by a fellow named "Graham" (undoubtedly a pseudonym for Mercer --- in fact Mercer's name is nowhere to be seen anywhere in this ish!) is somewhat lacking in the fine social graces of a Murray, Ingham, Dadomo, Goldman or Kent but is still stimulating enough to pour through. The live takes on the Doctors of Madness and Ted Nugent are pretty much what one would have thought part and parcel to the whole mid-seventies fanzine drive, especially considering how the latter seemed to pop up in just about every home-produced mag of the day (at least those dedicated to the high energy creed in those pre punk unto punque times when loads of people sorta lumped Nugent in with the likes of Iggy!). It's obvious that some people were desperate for anything that wasn't Laurel Canyon way back when.

In case you're that blind that you couldn't/didn't gaze upon the cover above, maybe I should mention that the inclusion of some of the acts that appear in these pages would definitely seem alien to many seventies-era under-the-underground fanzines. Stranger still, these particular performers (if you can believe it!) tend to get the high holy praise while the ones who were usually given the red carpet elsewhere are actually trounced upon! Sure there are plenty of writeups you'd would expect to get the ol' huzzah like a thumbs up for the Pink Floyd bootleg entitled THE MIDAS TOUCH (one of the better platters documenting the late-sixties Floyd available at the time), but seeing things like Linda Ronstadt's LIVE AT THE ROXY getting raved about while Patti Smith is demolished in a review of her then-recent SUPERBUNNY does tend to boggle my mind somewhat. And sheesh, I thought that the Runaways' LIVE AT THE STARWOOD would have been up these guys' somewhat expansive ally but nooooooo.... 

And you should check out the singles reviews...Kansas's "Dust in the Wind" gets a positive mention which I must admit is something that shouldn't exactly make it easy for someone like you to go to sleep at nights. However, I sure do love the go against the grain creepiness of it all which should send me straight to the loony bin.

Back to the swift kicks right up the ass, David Bowie's LOW gets decimated which I would guess is something to be expected from a mag such as this although The Sensational Alex Harvey Band Without Alex's live appearance at the Marquee (they being an act that I was under the impression wasn't exactly anything to cheer about although the people who told me so could most likely be bonkers) was actually appreciated by whoever it was that wrote it up. Like I said, anonymity seems to be the rule rather than the exception in this mag!

Of course I love this fanzine which really lays down that long gone seventies vibe of new and fresh music, even if such sounds are sometimes lambasted in favor of old and stale music you think a mag like this would stand against. A copy of PANACHE numbers two and four would be greatly appreciated, although after that we were settling into a new and quite different rock era and like, sometimes I wish the earth woulda spun off its axis and hightailed it into deep space at that time.
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Do I already have this issue of COMSTOCK LODE in my collection? My mind must be getting rustier than the lock on a bedwetter's chastity belt if I can't even remember a simple fact such as this. Sheesh, I always thought I knew the fanzines in my collection just as if they were my own children, even better than I'm sure Screamin' Jay Hawkins knew who all his 57-plus offspring were which I most sincerely doubt!

But snatch it up I did just in case I was not a lucky owner and well, I'm rather happy I did. Former Bonzo Dog Band leader Vivian Stanshall's the featured figure here and is presented via a quite informative interview done around the time of the Rawlinson End album (btw did you know that the cover photo to that particular spinner was snapped by none other than Cleveland legend Brian Sands?) Also included's an interview with Charlatan/Loose Gravel/Flamin' Groovies member Mike Wilhelm which also sheds that ol' proverbial light on those San Francisco inner workings that the people at ROLLING STONE seem to have conveniently forgotten for some reason or another. 

And if you like all that you'll just love all of the interesting things that editor John Platt had to write about the new breed of underground swing that was just making its name known, from the reconstructed Red Crayola to their pals Pere Ubu (or so I think as far as the "pals" part goes---I heard that David Thomas himself had some curt things to say about Mayo Thompson later on!) and other wowzers of the day from the Soft Boys to Wire! Not only that but there's part two of an International Artists discography which lays down the line on all of those obscure singles the label unleashed, and you can bet that there's plenty of Roky hosannas and praise to be found therein.

I wish a whole lot more fanzines of the day were as well-laid out and informative as COMSTOCK LODE. This title will pop up for sale or auction on occasion, so if you scour the internet hard enough who knows, you might latch onto the entire run which would be worth the time and effort.  If you're one who is heavy duty on this type of rock fandom that does go beyond the usual hagiozine antics that I tend to get into you'd do yourself a favor doing just that!
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The next two English fanzines might not be as professional as COMSTOCK LODE but they're fine in their own everyday kinda people get in on the rock music upheaval way. The first of these on the chopping block is TEAR IT UP #3, a mag that does have the standard amateur paste it up in the kitchen look that I like in a fanzine (who'm I kiddin' --- I like fanzines whether or not they have glossy covers   OR look like they were quickly run off and collated in the dark!) and, like the best of the batch boy does this one have that same sorta spirit that we'd find in all of the better rock scribing that was seen back when even peons like these kidz knew how to peck out a good article!

Like the best of the "punk fanzines" of the seventies and eighties, the tastes espoused in HIT AND RUN run far and wide (maybe not as far and wide as PANACHE #1 but still...). And thank heavens that it is not one of those cover the big underground growlers of the day in the most pedestrian way mags either...n fact, the only act in these pages that would have been part and parcel to any of the rank and file English home made mag at the time was John Cooper Clarke! The rest of HIT AND RUN is taken up with articles and interviews with the likes of Marquis de Sade (not the pervo but a French group who seem worthy of my Gallic groveling), Jackie Wilson, John Cage (!) and (now get this!) those old dance marathons which produced tired feet and THEY SHOOT HORSES DON'T THEY.  It's all professionally written and definitely worth the effort to seek out, and each and every word in TEAR IT UP (especially the Jackie Wilson obit) could have popped up in any of those English weaklies they used to have and it would have fit in snug as well. Many of the other fanzines that were beginning to come out at the same time coulda taken a few lessons from this 'un!
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DIRT was in no wayshapeform a "crudzine" despite the lack of visuals and one-sided printjob, but like with PANACHE it makes up for looking oh so bare with some fantastic writing that could only have been laid down by real deal FANS who threw every bit of blood, guts and sinew into a mag that lived and breathed the rock underground throb. Believe you me, the writing and general "aura" of DIRT really does make ones heart palpitate as fast as the actual music itself.

I've read enough fanzines with one-dimensional toss off blab passed off as one's erudite opinion --- in fact, I've engaged in such self-centered and masturbatory spurt-spurt writings myself. But the minds behind DIRT really knew how to put their critiques onto paper and come up with an end result that ain't just one of those carbon copy hypesheet aw gosharootie efforts that quickly bores one to tears. I mean, does any of that 80s/90s/00s amerunderground blather that used to pop up all over the place have any real meaning or downright "relevance" in the here and now? Did it have any even then??? Well, this 'un sure does and it's way over forty years old as well which should tell some of you young whippersnappers a thing or two!

Like with TEAR IT UP the writing here could easily have appeared in any of the more professional rags that were willing to get down to biz. Too bad that this, along with a whole smattering of worthy wonders, hadda drift off into total obscurity once the eighties issued in the age of glitz and ultraslick showbiz jive that continues to haunt us lo these many years later. 

Like I said there are no illustrations to pretty up the pages, but this effort does manage to lay it on the line as far as that youthful teenbo spirit that drove many a fanzine as well as many a group as well. It's nice to know that, even at a time when underground ideals and mores were changing right in front of our ears, there were people on this planet who were young, gifted and could put two letters together without coming off like a bunch of morons who even would make me look like Meltzer in comparison.
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As you should know since I've mentioned it more often than I go through cans of 1000 Flushes, the English rock fanzines of the early/mid-seventies were so overtly influenced by ZIGZAG to the point where I'm surprised there weren't quite a few lawsuits flying about. Unfortunately, some lacked the same spirit of the original and tended to come off somewhat arid, void of the adventurous and snide side of rock writing that could easily enough be found in the fanzines emanating from a variety of other nations at the time.

I could say the same thing about OUT NOW, yet another entry into the English fanzine canon that looked fine enough but lacked a whole load of snizzle and snide which this mag should have abounded in. I mean, they had no excuse given that they were up and about in one of the better periods in UK rock scribedom what with all of those great (aforementioned) writers working for NME and SOUNDS doing for the locals what the likes of Meltzer and Saunders were doing for us lunks over here! Well, thankfully they DID learn since I reviewed a later issue here which was a marked improvement over this 'un, so at least these guys did get the message. A message that somehow unfortunately never managed to make its way to my own sense of fanzine editing/published acumen but nobody said I was Speedy Gonzales when it came to mental speed and accuracy. 

Actually OUT NOW succeeds as an "amateur" genzine that tries to cover a variety of rock acts of the day w/o trying to look "punque" yet not as counterculture staid as DARK STAR. Articles on Tom Petty, Blondie and Cherry Vanilla show that the guys who put this out were doing a good job trying to be "up to date" and "with it" and the Tom Verlaine interview must have been a real coup for such a bubbling under publication. Still there's plenty of coverage regarding the less exciting moments that made up the English music scene of the day including a "special 8 page pullout" regarding a local music festival that seemed about as exciting as that quilting bee that Gomer Pyle went to on Saturday afternoons, the one that Sgt. Carter thought was some kind of wild swinging orgy full of bikini clad girls. Sheesh Sarge, given what we have heard about Gomer for years you shoulda known better than that!
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Hey, I also got another issue of MOONLIGHT DRIVE that tickles my innards way more'n Mountain Dew ever did. Yeah these guys can get somewhat dry and collectors oriented at the expense of letting any of their appendages hang down, but the rave and spirit is there and the folk who put MOONLIGHT DRIVE out knew their onions and potatoes and maybe even cabbage and if they were Irish they coulda made a pretty good colcannon outta this 'un.

This is a "New York Special" though I don't know how coverboy  Jim Morrison could be considered New York by any stretch of the imagination! But whatever, he's in these pages (in a roundup of recent Doors bootlegs) along with acts who did constitute NYC in the beautifully dank and dark 60s/70s. Groups like the Velvet Underground (in an article that doesn't really shed any new light but which ones have as of late?), Ramones, Patti Smith and how the Stooges got in there as well I dunno as well unless it's via their '73 Max's Kansas City appearance. It's an overall fun fanzine which was professionally (at least for this type of mag) laid out, reprinted the right things and at least gave us all a reminder of a time in rock 'n roll that was pure magic and soul/life reaffirming, at least until everything seemed to topple into the Gowanus Canal never to be seen again.

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And finally for today's English fanzine segment's this particular effort that I must admit I never purchased back when the mag was up and about, but it wasn't like I was made outta money like you rich kids were. I forget exactly where I first heard about WHAT A NICE WAY TO TURN SEVENTEEN but I'm sure the name had been floating around in the caverns of my mind for quite awhile. However, a somewhat recent review of this effort caught my attention and like well, given that the reading material that's available today just ain't exactly stimulating my wants and desires for the cataclysmic sounds that make up my entire being I knew that investing in a buncha these rags would be a good way to dump my money had I used it to go towards such frivolities as food and utilities.

It really is too bad that I missed out on 'em the first go 'round because WHAT A NICE WAY TO TURN SEVENTEEN was something that I sure coulda used a whole lot more of back inna eighties 'stead of the pious hippie drivel that we were (and still are) inundated with that's just as rotten as the hippoid tripe you thought all those punques wanted to eradicate! 

The mag covered a wide range of music, wide that is if your tastes ran towards the BOMP! school of past + present better equal future what with boffo coverage of our sainted forebearers (Paul Revere and the Raiders, Beach Boys, Monkees, Marc...) intermingling with the more appetizing portions of what was then prevailing (Fleshtones, the Antipodean scene...) and too bad the equation hadda end up the way it did but it still was a nice, if futile, try for all of us to overcome the Pantsiosesque dinge that permeated (and continues to permeate) music in general lo these many years later.

Kinda like a cross between a mid-seventies ish of BOMP! and THE NEXT BIG THING (whose editor Lindsay Hutton contributes quite some space), WHAT A NICE WAY TO TURN SEVENTEEN was a noble attempt to keep the seventies rock fandom spirit moving at a time when I just gotta admit that most of what was passing for (and still passes as) "rock 'n roll" is rather loathsome and, like people in general, to be held in contempt. A few ex-Swell Maps types help editor Chris Seventeen out so you can get the gist of what sorta squall is mentioned in them thar pages --- pieces on then-current up and abouts such as the Barracudas (a group who got plenty of fanzine praise at the time because, what else was there?), Alex Chilton and some of those south of the equator acts that never really appealed to me get more'n just a few lines of praise amidst retrospew on everyone from Beefheart to...Woody Guthrie??? Like the best of the Golden Age of Rock Fanzines out there you never could tell what you were in store for when you opened up them pages.



WHAT A NICE WAY TO TURN SEVENTEEN is quite similar to the other mid-eighties fanzine efforts covering the same territory of rock 'n roll stylings --- I'm talking such astute publications as the aforementioned NBT, RIPPLELOSERS and many more I probably never even heard of. Fanzines that were heavy into the sound sway of the mid/late-seventies "underground" yet were stuck a good ten years later trying to make sense of what happened while reviewing the remnants of those days, trying to kid themselves that it had the same energy that was abounding in 1976 rock 'n roll fandom. I sure knew how that felt given that my own crudzine attempted to uncover the same spirit that seemed to get washed away by the tide of mediocrity and bitchy girls in cheap jewelry. That was one good reason that I obtained solace via the older sounds, most of which I was unaware of or could not afford to latch onto at the time but by then were going for mere pennies at some of the lower class flea markets. 

I do give WHAT A NICE WAY... a whole load of hosannas for giving it the ol' college try and succeeding rather well (B+ at the most) and like, maybe if the music situation was better and people were still flocking to THE BIG BEAT like they were during them wild and wooly sixties (the sixties of the 13th Floor Elevators, not Joan Baez) maybe it woulda gotten out more to the general populace. But when the populace's minds were (and in many cases still are) clouded by the sad taint of eighties-vintage MTV and Springsteen what else would you expect?
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Hey looka here. Izza fan-a-zine from-a Italy. Izza call MAGIC-A FUZZ an' itta talkaboutta thingz-a like-a old-a psych-e-delic groups anna lotza sixtie stuff like-a da Fugs, da Strawbs anna Amon-a-Duul notta fagettin' that old pisano him-a-self Frank-a Zappa! Even bandz like-a the Syn a which one-a dem guys from Si or somethin' like-a dat come-a from! Itta look good too, real nice-a job they did a-here. Lotta udda good-a things-a here too like-a thing-a on-a Lon-a Chaney an-a that-a comic book guy Jim-a Steranko (Steranko --- watt-a kind-a name izza dat?). Itta be-a funna thing-a t' read, an' if you don' like it you no fool-a me, you fool-a you-self! Now you wanna some ice-a-cream?
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And now, back to the good ol' red white and blue balls Amerigan fanzines that I know you'll really get a nice and hearty kick outta. That is unless you're a culturally-inclined snob or something but then again who isn't these days, other'n me that is.

Anway, lemme tell you that I owe some of the knowledge regarding the fanzine biz after extracting a little bitta information from Kenny Aronds, the guy who put out LIVING EYE back in the early-to-mid-eighties. Frankly, if it weren't for his sound advice my mag woulda turned out a whole lot worse than it had. I never got all of the issues of the mag at the time but over the years have acquired a couple, this third one being just the latest and boy am I glad I paid about twenty times the amount that I would have hadda had I got this 'un back when it originally came out!

This issue of LIVING EYE features an all gal tribute which is sorta like that issue of BOMP! with Cherie Currie on the cover from back '76 way. If you liked that one you just might like this 'un as well. There's more on ish #1 cover gal Nancy Sinatra as well as Jackie DeShannon, the Shangri-Las and even a buncha them English tarts that musta seemed to exotic to the pube sproutin' boys o'er here at the time. Whazzername from the Fuzztones (as well as Whazzizname too) gets interviewed plus there's a ton of reviews of everyday garage bands, Texas garage bands, English garage bands and surf garage bands singles (each with their own special section) that were sorta like a continuation of those "Juke Box Jury Junior" columns in BOMP! It is nice to know that the rough and tumble fun aspects of seventies fanzines like DENIM DELINQUENT lived long enough into the eighties, and considering what a boring time that decade was it was no small feat.
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CONTEMPO CULTURE was one local outta-the-flow fanzine that seemed to get more than its fair share of notoriety if only for the fact that none other than Lester Bangs spent some time writing for these guys during his brief stay in Austin Texas (terminally hip capitol of the state). Lester's in both of these recently-acquired issues, one as an actual contributor and the other via some snapshot (he had vamoosed back to NYC after a drunk 'n disorderly) and for that these fanzines are shall-we-say all the more important given their time and place. They really do fit in with the entire seventies-unto-eighties under-the-underground musical upheaval, one that would fizzle out once the entire "movement" decomposed into self-centered mewls that I thought punk rock (in just about any wayshapeform convolution you can think of) stood AGAINST!

As typical of these "small press" endeavors the quality is definitely local print shop while the splodge layout is of the kind that would be put to use by a zillion other "'zines" as the years wore on. And like I said, Bangs shows up with two pieces in the fourth ish, the first being an article on the no wave group DNA which I gotta say typifies the mad obsession Bangs had for the concept of "horrible noise" that he would extrapolate on in the pages of THE VILLAGE (retch!) VOICE just a good year or so later. The other one is a saga entitled "Trapped By The Mormons" which I get the sneakin' suspicion would NOT have been published by the same sort of snoots who put this rag out even a good five years later due to Bangs' use of a certain word to describe people of African heritage, a word which I thought he wouldn't have used after that big anti-racism heartbleed article he wrote a year earlier which was one reason the noted rock journalist originally left NYC in fear of his life!

Although Bangs' scribing does not appear in the next ish VUAS founder and creative entity in himself Philip Milstein's does with a piece on one of his then-current obsessions, none other than the once-obscure but soon to be legendary Shaggs. 'tis a goodie too where he spills the legumes about the true identities of the Wiggins gals who in fact were Jonathan Richman, Don Van Vliet and John Lydon engaging in their own Masked Marauders sesh! The piece works out too unlike all of the sad attempts I've tried at humor and satire ever since I was strong enough to pick up a crayon I'll tell ya.

One thing that bogs CONTEMPO CULTURE down is the lack of compatico music that would have suited the rag's cuttier-than-cutting-edge attitude. A focus on the likes of Grace Jones and the B-52s (who at the time were just beginning to heavily get into their overtly twee gay campiness which didn't seem to grate so much at first) dampers things quite, although I don't think anyone involved was privy enough to even know about the existence of Von Lmo, Bernie and the Invisibles, Brian Sands and other acts that were getting my juices flowing in the early-to-mid-eighties! But sheesh, you'd'a thunk that these guys woulda had their finger up some sort of nerve-grinding u-ground sphincter that might have been bobbing about deep in the heart of... Well, there does appear an interview with PIL conducted by Mary Harron which I assume is not a reprint and if true this piece was a major ostrich-sized feather in these fanablas' hats.

'n of course, this being late 1980 and all, there's an anti-Ronald Reagan commentary (complete with one of those typically doctored up pix of the dude that was considered so haute by the creme de la fanzine personnel of the day 'n I should know since I dabbled in some of it myself!), one that was done up back when we all thought the ol' turdburger was gonna tumble us into an atomic abyss and other creepy things that unfortunately never did happen. But somehow I get the impression that the folk at CONTEMPO CULTURE weren't as gung homo on the anti-prez bandwagon as many of their compatriots in the rock fanzine game were...I mean, just read what these people wrote about the guy: "He's against the ERA, abortion rights, gay rights, and gun control. He's trigger happy, & pro-nuke in arms of weapons and power plants. He's "outraged" at the way 52 Americans were mistreated in Iran, but not at how the U.S.-imposed Shah had thousands of Iranians tortured or killed, or at how the U.S. backed military government in El Salvador is currently murdering countless thousands. He's against "government interference" when it comes to a national health plan, a guaranteed decent wage for everyone, or interfering with the oil companies' right to charge sky-high prices. But as for a woman's right to control her own body, forget it..."

All I have to say is, if these guys hated Reagan so much why were they portraying him in such a POSITIVE light?
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Y'know, I do remember buying one or two issues of Miriam Linna's BAD SEED, a fanzine devoted to the seamier side of pre-hippie youthdom...y'know, juvenile delinquents and the sordid doings they were engaged in (as documented by the cheapo paperbacks of the fifties/sixties) and I hadda do something with the credit I had from See Hear. I forget what I thought of 'em and am too lazy to check my pile of back issues to see exactly what kind of drivel I did spew about the things but anyway well, if I do recall I believe that I was somewhat disappointed that these mags didn't have the same sort of sartorial finesse as Miriam's other fanzine endeavor KICKS. But I get that way sometimes.

Thank goodness for ebay because thanks to that modern miracle I latched onto two more of 'em and I thought they were pretty boffo reads which looked and felt like a fanzine should. 's got it all from underage hijinx during the Golden Age of Kiddie Crime to the sleaze and the books that documented it all and everything that surrounded it --- things that never did get brought up in those nostalgia movies and television shows that were all the rage back inna seventies. BAD SEED (or at least Miss Linna) has the hots for the devious side of teendom past what with all of the details on kids gone bad and the price they hadda pay for their downright EVIL (remember that word?) and after reading these mags you get the idea that she sure wish she coulda spent her teenbo years in such a criminally inclined fashion!

All the stories on lurid paperbacks and fifties kids gone wrong do have a strange appeal, kind of like looking at Andy Warhol automobile accident silkscreens even though you know the people in 'em died horrific deaths and you're getting your jollies at their expense. And if you like what the entire KICKS empire gave us back in the eighties and nineties BACK WHEN WE REALLY NEEDED IT you too'll enjoy getting your own throb thrills reading BAD SEED. Only you'll be doing it in the comfort of your secluded shack far from the carnage that kids that I'll never feel sorry for in a millyun years continue to wreak on people who really never did deserve it. Kinda makes me wanna go and read some old MR. A comic where the kind of justice I sure wish there was a whole lot more of in this sick and sad (because of people like you) world prevails.
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I must say that I do feel it a feather in my cap, or better yet a real wowzer in my collection, to have a copy of NOPE! #11 intermingling with the rest of my much-prized fanzine booty piled in the corner of my otherwise farted up bedroom. The brainchild of 'zine regular Jay Kinney (who was a pretty snatty underground cartoonist in his own right), NOPE! was part of that burgeoning fifties/sixties satire mag trend that cropped up in the world of comics fandom, and along with the Crumb brothers' FOO!, Art Spiegelman's BLASE, Jay Lynch's JACK HIGH and plenty more, NOPE! was one of them mags that set the stages for various late-sixties things to come as far as them comic books you hadda hide from your parents (or even wife!) go.

One bad thing about this NOPE!...too much text and not enough funny har har satire to scarf up. Well, by the time this ish hit the mailboxes (no actual date to be found anywhere though the reference to Lennon's "Instant Karma"'s gets me thinkin' mid-1970) the underground comix scene was pretty much in full flight. Perhaps Kinney was extending the satire fanzine format just a little longer than necessary, but anyway it's no big surprise that NOPE! comes off more like a personalist mag rather than one that seems eternally indebted to the fifties-era MAD comic book.

The GOOD things --- the contributions from Lynch including the Nard/Pat cover as well as Crumb (a spot pic but eh!) and Jonh Ingham, who not only was writing in but delivered on two illustrations. The only actual cartoon done up in the old satire 'zine realm to appear here was by former ODD publisher Dave Herring, a three-page tale about the day in the life of some pseudo Sad Sack cum Ziggy (I guess) guy and the miseries he endures throughout. A pretty good story too which makes me wish that maybe Kinney or some of the other undergrounders woulda done more along these lines to pepper up the mag, but I got a copy of NOPE! and right now that's the only thing that matters in my sick and sorry life!
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I never considered Skip Williamson to have been the same kinda underground cartoon genius as Kinney and a few other miscreant scribblers out there, but I will give him some thumbs up the ass for him being part of the late-fifties/early-sixties comic fanzine scene that produced alla them other satire rags that are in such short supply, at least in my collection. SQUIRE was Williamson's own and even though it has some of the perhaps hackneyed attitudes and inverse snobbism of many of the fanzines of the period (you know, the right attitudes and proper opinions...) it is rather shallwesay a good effort that makes for interesting reading even sixtysome years after the fact. But then again what doesn't anymore?

Big beef with this one is the fact that some guy I never heard about who calls himself Blick Blickhan does a hefty portion of the cartoons to be found herein including a spoof of THE BULLWINKLE SHOW as well as an extended saga about a Joe Jitsu lookalike who repels a gigantic mugger. Neither of them are particularly funny and look as if they were hastily drawn by a ten-year-old (very similar to some of the stuff I was delineating at that age) with all of the juvenilia that one would expect with such slapdash affairs. Williamson's art was somewhat developed by this time and well, I sure wish that he had taken up more space in this 'un than Blickhan but wha' th' hey. At least Blickhan was well versed in the Sci-Fi/horror/fantasy tradition of edgy bad taste as the cartoon on the right (which I reprinted only to offend you) surely does prove even if the guy did misspell "Belsen".

Further study of the 50s/60s satire fanzine realm is due for a sturdy examination and who know, perhaps one just might be heading our way rather soon (maybe with some choice examples printed en toto). So little has been researched other than through THE COMPLETE CRUMB, a few Bill Schelly fanzine collections and the underground comix history by Mark James Estren that came out in the mid-seventies. You'd think by now someone would have worked out a thoroughly researched book detailing of the various satire rags and how they all intertwined to the point where an underground scene sprung forth but eh, if nobody did that regarding the sixties/seventies rock fanzine movement why would they even bother documenting this???
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Gotta fanzine (old or new) that'cha'd think'd fit in with the types that I've been writing about for many a year on end? I'd sure like to read the thing, but knowing you you'd never wanna deal with scum such as I so why bother mentioning anything inna first place?