I've been trying to pump out these major league posts at a more frequent pace
that I have these past four years, and I am doing my best if that means a heck
of a lot to you. Believe it or leave it, but I don't see much of value in any
of them including this 'un but still it's better'n if I had just stayed in my
room the whole time digging through my NANCY paperback collection
like any real deal BLOG TO COMMunist out there should. Doing this
blog is sorta like an updated version of my mom yellin' "GO OUTSIDE AND GET
SOME FRESH AIR!" and well, it does keep me occupied in between viewing
HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL reruns and scrubbing the toilet after a
rather powerful prune juice experience.
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Heavens to Betsy Ross but it does seem as if it is picking up on the record
front! Unfortunately I'll be passing on most of the new/old or old/new or
well, you know, those old things that are getting some new life items that are
making their way to a variety of online mailorder businesses. The new
collection of rarities from the Laughing Hyenas archives looks rather yummy as
do such other fresh off the press items like the Brion Gyson
DREAMACHINE longplayer not forgetting the Black Randy reissue
which passed my paws when it first came out because I was poor even back then.
Too bad I can't afford the whole lot of 'em even though I really should given
that I've saved up a whole load of moolah for my "old age"...unfortunately I'm
unable to lay my hands on it at this time and gotta wait a few years if not
more to hit that ol' jackpot. But when I do get hold of it I better go out and
flitter all of my money away on such items because well, it looks like I don't
have any heirs and I don't want to give all of whatever I have that's left
over to The Society to Combat Baldness.
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MY TWO CENTS WORTH DEPT.: In this world of real deal death and
destruction I gotta tell you that I really don't cozy up to all of this
heavy duty carnage that is now going on in the Middle East and for reasons
that don't even remotely have anything to do with (maybe) you and
(definitely) me. Yeah it sure is fun watching all of those happy Iranians
jumping up and down even though you get the feeling that a good portion of
'em or at least their parents were yelling "Death to the Shah!" a good
fiftysome years back, but what does that have to do with me in the here and
now stuck in Western Pee-YAY? It's also nicey-nice to know that at least few
high-ranking Iranian badskis have been sent to their afterlife, but in the
overall what does any of this
really matter when it comes to the important things in life like putting
food on the table and records on the turntable? Something deep inside like a
constipated turd tells me that all of the joyous hubbub is going to be
ending a whole lot sooner than anyone out there's expecting and with
consequences than few if any of us can imagine. And I don't just mean
inflation or even mass-scale carnage in your local municipality either.
Maybe this whole Mideast kabnooming's all fun and jamz for those Death Cult
Christian types who want to hasten the end of the world even though if they
do they'd be denying future generations into joining the gang so to speak,
but overall this breed of religious fervor makes me want to puke my last two
Chinese buffets. Y'know, Old Testament revenge and the annihilation of
schoolchildren to fulfill some naturally misconstrued Bible prophesy that
may or may not come about in the near future but well, it sure feels good in
that altruistic self assuring way that you're going to be first in line for
the oblivion express while all of us pagans are gonna be tearing each other
apart. Or something like that which doesn't faze these worshippers who
believe that some people are destined for eternal glory while children are
OK targets because they're not in on the Big Ol' Glory Train so-to-speak.
And yeah, I'm in with all of those Communist types like Norman Finkelstein
on this one!
Haven't we all had enough of this End Times rigamarole ever since
THE LATE GREAT PLANET EARTH had more'n a few Chicken Littles
doing the glory hallelujah freaking out routine while letting everyone
around 'em osmose their sanctimony way back in the seventies? Talk about
suicidal people who want to take everyone else with them! Kinda makes me
wish that if I were around in those BC days I'd be up and front on the pagan
train if only out of spite!
And all of this after Trump put down (rightfully so) Obama for his own saber
rattling too. Eeeugh! Well, next time someone out there elects a peace
president please let me know.
It looks like HOMEMADE SHIT has gone down the crapper. Instead
expect a new mag entitled RUTEBAGA which is supposedly to be patterned
after the old English magazine OZ so expect a lotta nude gals in
these pages. Maybe Wade Oberlin should rent a balloon and toss copies all over
Hooterville!
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Bless it all but yet another issue of
DUMB AND READY PIGMEAT has made its way to my door, or at least my sliding glass window. A
fine cudzine to read on the pot while your number two dutifully glides down
your colon as you actually get to read Brad Kohler's screenplay for a film
about none other than Darby Crash's...
er..."crash" that got rejected
because there was already a film on the guy being made at the time. That 'un
came and went without anyone noticing because frankly, who else other than
Hollywood snoots and dimwitted slobs go to the moom pitchers these days
anyway. Support the guy...I mean, his wife listens to NPR so he needs all the
help he can get! Again, send all of those green pieces of paper with the
pictures on them to 802 Crystal St., Ames IA 50010 and that's in the USA in
case you didn't know.
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Oh boy, record review time! Thanks go to Otto von Ruggins for the Kongress
material and Pail McGarry for Dock Boggs.
Various Artists-CBGB & OMFUG - A NEW YORK SOUNDTRACK 1975-1986 4-CD
set (Cherry Red Records, England)
I won't apologize to Bruno for not being able to find my Stilettos disque in
time to help out with the liner notes to this budget-priced four Cee-Dee
set. The one containing material I woulda killed for way back which
purports (and actually succeeds) to be a cross-section of what was going up
and down at CBGB back during the Golden Age of Smart Underground Rockitude. I
don't apologize for anything anymore out of self-respect but eh, at least this
collection finally made it out without my help and like, I think this is a
pretty neat bunch of trackage if I do say so myself. I'm glad Bruno got his
Stilettos information despite my lack of help even if he probably hates the
dickens out of me.
Not a great package considering that some of the groups who were
playing at the club at the time weren't exactly up to
BTC standards and others were ignored but still, if you're the
kind of guy who wants to know what you might have been listening to had you
plopped your butt at the club this would be a close approximation. Without
some of the glammier, more metallic or even folksy trios true, but close
enough to maybe even
get that cigar.
It is a brilliant selection of the well known mixed with the nth-string. Not
enough nth-stringers that I would have loved hearing for my tastes but still
fun with a purpose enough in the old
HIGHLIGHTS FOR CHILDREN vein with early practitioners like the
Magic Tramps intermingled with the later on flashes with all sorts of
entertaining bits and surprises thrown in. If you like the era of glam punk
you'll dig this as well as all of those brainy art bands and even a few that I
never thought would ever make it to disque like the Planets even! Most of it
sounds good intermingled with a wide array of under-the-underground stylage,
although the more synth-y and hardcore types just make me think about how
disappointing it was to see the mid/late-seventies lurch into a new style that
more or less reflected either the hap-hap-happy eighties or a faint attempt to
counteract them rather than the gritty seventies that produced all of that
nerve-grating beauty. The music that drew a whole load of people (including
myself, virtue signaling me must confess) to this breed of rambunction in the
first place.
Its a pick or choose with this trackage but I doubt that anyone stupid enough
to tune into this blog won't find something that just might suit their tastes
no matter how hard-edged or simpy it may be.
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Kongress-50th ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION! MAGICK BY KONGRESS (MADGICIANS 1 +
2, MAGICK) 3-CD-r burn set
Sheesh, FIFTY YEARS??? Even I
can remember back that far back when people were still marveling about what
was happening fifty years earlier in the Roaring You-Know-Whats, like movies
and early radio and celebrity criminals who still seemed to resonate with the
older people in my life. Even to me it seems like ancient history on one hand
and current events on the other...sheesh, at that time many of the actors who
were making those old films were still up and about doing interviews if not
even still stepping in front of the camera on occasion. Today it seems all as
much history as the Babylonian segment of INTOLERANCE if not the
dawn of time, and if you think that makes li'l ol' me feel any younger you are
sadly mistaken!
Kongress didn't make the CBGB collection cut, probably because they were
anything BUT a CBGB
band having the honor of being banned from the club twice in 1976 and more or
less deciding to stick with Max's Kansas City as home base. But still they
were one of many acts from those days who should have gone on to better things
even if they didn't quite fit the idea of what underground rock 1976 was
supposed to be or something along those lines and like, if a group like the
Ramones could make it big why not Kongress?
The early tracks do have a late-sixties/early-seventies punk (in the old
CREEM magazine sense) sound with plenty of of krautisms (which
were always punk anyway) with '68 Velvetisms and some Arthur Brown tossed in
to pound home that evil tinge. The earlier tracks do harbor a strong sense of
cusp-era cataclysmic music attitude but could easily have been
PEBBLES fodder if honed into one of those local group single sides
from '71 that actually made it onto a few of those albums. Sheesh, if Kongress
were around way back when I'm sure they could have cooked up a neat single
along the lines of It's All Meat or the Magi, without the synths of course but
it sure would have been a doozy!
The later ones with Marilyn and Ilosa Hatt vocalizing do have more of a "new
wave" tinge to them, but it's like good "new wave" back when
groups like the Comateens were actually making listenable records despite the
inherent ginchiness of the times. Even "Oliver Twist" which snatches some
early-eighties rap moves doesn't trigger any regurgitating despite all
indications that I
SHOULD do a li'l
puking if only our of maintaining a good self image. Great stuff despite
the aura of early-eighties sparkle, though I must admit these songs do make me
feel somewhat down though, if only because a lot of this music reminds me of a
particularly bitter time in my existence...ain't their fault tho!
One truly bizarro thing about this set is that on "Son of Sam" Krozier's
vocals are censored for some reason, replaced with some inaudible to me
electronicized garble. The lines edited out went something around the lines of
"His skin is brown, but not from tan/All my victims have brown hair" which I
guess would be offensive to someone out there in these precious petunia days
but I don't know why!
A bunch of extremely ear-opening sounds definitely deserving the royal
red carpet treatment complete with the obligatory book enclosure and tons of
inside info. Credits and song background info
dates/personnel/instruments/onandon would also help. If you're interested in
hearing these, try
this link or maybe even
this other one as well.
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Les Rallizes Denudes-FRANCE DEMO TAPES CD (Bamboo Records)
These early-eighties recordings have been flying around for a longer time
than anyone could imagine, but it's sure nice seeing them gathered together
in one place and cleaned up somewhat. As any fan of the group would know
these Denudes are part of the essentials along with all of those other ones
that have been getting tossed at us these past sixtysome years, and with yet
another nervegrating version of "The Last One" and a remarkable "Cruel Love"
that settles into one of those repeato riff modes that you can really soak
into your psyche at that how can you lose getting hold of this. If you're
only going to buy one Les Rallizes Denudes album this year make it this one.
I already did knowing that finances won't let me buy another.
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Kraftwerk-KLINGKLANG LIVE 1974 CD (Audiovaults Records)
By now Kraftwerk were settling into a relatively tame electronic rock
style which would propel them to international notoriety
once AUTOBAHN got them onto the charts and into the
collections. Gotta admit that Kraftwerk at this stage in the game were
becoming even more reserved than they were on RALF UND FLORIAN, and
I'm afraid that recordings like this one show the beginning of the end of
Kraftwerk as a nervetwisting musical entity and the beginning of them as a
robotic dance band for people who won't admit that they like disco but
they listened to Kraftwerk because they were German and thus continental.
Now if only someone would locate a tape of that infamous live show from a
few months earlier where the two were joined by a pair of guitarists who
divebombed their way through an early version of "Autobahn" that puts the
better known version to abject shame!
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Dock Boggs-LEGENDARY SINGER & BANJO PLAYER CD-r burn (originally on
Folkways Records)
This guy sounds like one of those twenties-vintage Appalachian types who
picked up a banjo and did pretty good with it even though it was more or
less his avocation, he making most all of his bread slaving away in the
coal mines. Then, after a brief recording career, he dropped the musical
act altogether and devoted his hours to the real life deal only to be
re-discovered a good thirtysome years later by one of those pointy-headed
intellectual New York types who made him a proud member of the new folkie
boom until eventually doing the big 86 like they all seem to do. From
thereon in the man became one of those proud forbearers of a whole slew of
sounds that studious practitioners of various hip musical forms consider
the "roots" of whatever it is they're doing these days. Am I right?
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STRAVINSKY : THE FIREBIRD-SEIJI OZAWA, BOSTON SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA CD (EMI
Records, Japan)
Gotta say that I prefer THE RITES OF SPRING over this,
but it is still early Stravinsky and a whole load of rock types, both snooty
and not, really go for this breed of longhair barrage. Fine to the point where you can purge yourself of some of that inner turmoil that's been rumblin' inside
your guts as of late and besides, with this 'un you can all finally throw
away your copies of YESSONGS!
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BLACK TO COMM back isues are still available in case you are interested. And anyone who has
been reading this blog for the past twentysome years should be interested
enough in latching onto a whole number of these essential magazines which might not be
as important to the canon of eighties/nineties underground rock journalism
as FLIPSIDE true, but they might look nice on your coffee
table when the in-laws come to visit. Which might be a good idea,,,after all, you know they'll never come back
after seeing those laying around that's for sure!