I guess that if your life is about as vapid as I think it is you're more'n glad to tune into these weekly posts in order to get some much needed visceral pleasure into your lives. Well, happy to see you pard' --- after all it's nicey-nice to know that there are people out there with better'n usual tastes in sound who surely need a change from what has been passing as "rock criticism" or whatever they called it ever since alla them bigtime writers lost their cushy gigs back inna '90s, an', like many horny hubbys whose wives have cut 'em off can tell ya, if you can't get it elsewhere then you'll just hafta get it HERE!
Anyway I've been havin' a rather fairly OK go of it (rebounding somewhat from last week) even though for the life of me I can't see myself ever living the kinda happy, fulfilled love-infested existence I've always wanted. But eh, I guess it really don't matter for I pretty much committed spiritual (spirit of the want of surviving) suicide 'round 1997 way and have been merely walking around like a slightly more animated zombie absorbing myself in music and whatnot because, well, it does help to kill the pain a little. But things are changing with a li'l excitement headin' my way...
Fer one thing, I am scheduled to be gettin', now get this,
cataract surgery which definitely is a who the fuck cares thing in your
life but a big funtime experience in mine! Sheesh, I went to the eyeball doc
not only because I want an excuse to get some new frames (particularly the
Faosa "Mexican Medicare" style that was favored by such well-known beings as
Buddy Holly, Roy Orbison, Esquival, Fidel Castro and Larry King) but because
the lenses on my current cokebottles are all muffed and scratched making my
vision pretty scronky. And that's not counting the floaters I've had to
contend with o'er the years which sorta come off like a black 'n white
psychedelic light show. Turns out that a change of Rx ain't the answer but
surgery is which is cool because not only will there probably be less typos on
this blog for me to correct after the fact but shee-ucks, I'm kinda lookin'
forward to the doctor drillin' into my corneas ripping those old lenses out 'n
replacing 'em with some bionic ware! (BTW I'm opting for the old, non-laser
approach because insurance won't pay for the up-to-date operation and you all know how cheap I am!)
In fact, in order to prep up for my surgery I'm gonna watch
UN CHIEN ANDALOU over 'n over in order to get in the mood! Too bad
I ain't gettin' the new eyewear, but maybe
next time!
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Sad to say that there's not much else going on, but that's the way things have
been and will probably continue to be as that wretched curse called existence
roll on. I had a rather scathing bit to say regarding me doin' some
Sherlockin' tryin' to find out what some people in my darker 'n dark past who gave me nothing
but total shit are up to but decided to take it down considering the
neo-libelous nature of the piece as if those rumors and their particularly
pathetic states in life ain't anything not to celebrate. Not that these
particular sows don't deserve any sort of public shaming, but I thought I was
coming a little too close to having some legal action taken against me by a
certain member of the female species whose last name is
extremely close to a famous roast beef sandwich chain's and another dude whose
own family moniker is the exact same one as a certain longtime reader of this
blog. Yes, people do deserve to reap what they've sown against me, and as O.
Watters Neek said in ELLA CINDERS "if revenge is sweet I'm made of
candy!" However, I don't think it's worth the agony I might have to
endure should one or both of 'em happen to stumble across this particular post
as if they ever would given their totally within themselves existences and the plain fact that neither of 'em undoubtedly remember who I am. Yeah I
know, bigtime chickening out on my part --- but hey I don't have them deep
pockets to ward off any potential legal hassles like I'm sure
YOU do!
Unlike Bill Shute, who thinks I should put all of the bitterness in my mind
behind me, I still do believe in the concept of gettin' some get back. Maybe I
should save that for the likes of a certain sorcerer not to mention a Silicon
Valley snoot who somehow had the audacity to call me a hypocrite (for reasons
that are extremely unclear as if I never did practice what I preached!) and berate my musical tastes while his are oh-so
glorious in comparison! Maybe a coupla San Franciscans who think they are living in some sort of oppressed peoples' paradise because they let their retards shit on the streets should be tossed into the mix as well. And while I'm at it, I do believe in ruining peoples'
lives they way they've ruined mine, especially if they deserve to be dragged
down in the mud and given a good ol' romper stomper painful enough to prepare them for an eternity in Hell...never used to feel this way before but the actions of the
above (and others) has sure driven me to believe that revenge and laughing at
the corpses of your enemies is the ONLY way to true inner
happiness. 'n sure it's darn near impossible for me to do to them what
they did to me, but I can still
dream can't I?
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And now, after all these years, we can finally say it.
ED ASNER WAS GAY!!!!!!
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Say, can any of you help me identify a certain sixties-vintage Sunday AM religious program I remember seeing as a late-period turdler? I probably have mentioned this in an earlier post but given the lack of response I think I'll try again given the total strangeness of what I did observe during those mush-brained times. It was one of those LAMP UPON MY TOOTSIES type of programs which was obviously about something that went on in the Good Book, this one having this weird stormy-like setting with this weird half-man/half-woman creature who came off kinda weird with its facial expressions, sorta quasi retarded looking if I recall in a strange Bert Lahr-ish kinda fashion. Naturally enough this thing was draped in typical Bible-era rags and walked around kinda spooky like amid the stormy clime. What this show exactly was about has been bugging me for ages but I get the feeling it had something to do with Sodom and Gomorrah because of the half 'n half actor, who is seen dying in the final scene. When I saw LOT IN SODOM years later I was reminded of this 'un, and the two seem rather similar if memory does serve so maybe that was the subject of this 'un all along done nice 'n tasteful for the religious types watching the tube. Any more solid information would be appreciated, but I doubt any of you will dare lift a finger to help me, you selfish people types you!
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I don't have a lovely buncha coconuts but I do got some rather entertaining platters to blab on about. Thanks as usual to Bill and Paul not to mention Thierry and Feeding Tube. Paul's burns of course make up the bulk of these spinners and between those and the requested burns offa youtube he made for me I'm less and less likely to head for the medicine cabinet to concoct my own special Brompton Cocktail had he just brushed me off like I know many of you woulda had I asked for help! Oh yeah, an' I actually
bought one of the items reviewed below myself which does tend to show a rather spendthrifty nature of mine, eh?
Myriam Gendron-MA DELYRE CD (Feeding Tube Records)
NOT SO DEEP AS A WELL was a great exposition of sixties folk
brought up to date for those of you rock 'n roll types who hate folk music, but like many a good item in my collection I don't play it
anymore. Shame on me, and if I toss MA DELYRE into the ol' pile
w/o future spinnage double shame, for Gendron's folk strumming and Frenchygal
singing is something that really does prove that folk music was much more'n
just that stuff the hippoid high school teacher who used to whip out the
acoustic guitar and strum some Phil Ochs (not a bad thing mind you but Phil Ochs must
suffer for eternity if only for guilt by association) was wont to play.
MA DELYRE has a deep, driving non-kumbayaish intensity to it that seems
to have bypassed many of those Freedom Rider snoots and their take on the
whole early-sixties "revival" mindset, while Gendron's deep voice sure beats
the likes of those late-sixties folk mass hippoid types like Melanie all hollow.
Her axe work (usually heard on her lonesome or with rather tasteful
accompaniment) doesn't remind you of some 1963 suburban Joanie Phonie wannabe holed up in her bedroom which is good considering how the very same girl is now playing canasta in some old folk's home.
Most songs are sung en Francais, and one of the English language 'un's entitled "I Wonder as I Wander" is actually the noted Christmas tune with
secular lyrics if you can believe that! Dunno whether or not the religious one or this particular take
was first, but either way it's a pretty deep and moving song that almost makes
me with I had a beret and goatee strummin' acoustic ditties in between
munching on stale doritos! I said almost, so don't get your hopes up you peace creep you!
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Terry Riley-A RAINBOW IN CURVED AIR LP (Columbia Records)
I actually owned this 'un way back in the v. early eighties
and tossed it out because I thought it sounded too progressive rock 'r
sum'thin along those rather self-bolstering lines. However, for some strange reason I figured on givin' this new vinyl reish a go just to
recollect whether or not my original opinions were really as spot on as I
thought. Heh, turns out that
A RAINBOW IN CURVED AIR sounds way better'n I had originally
thunk, sorta like PERSIAN SURGERY DERVISHES with additional percussive
and tonal clunk added giving it a cool enough drive to snuggle next my other
sixties/seventies jazzy cusp platters a la the Soft Machine. "Poppy Nogood and
the Phantom Band" onna flip gets even further into the musically warped vision
that these sixties composers could whip up and even try selling on the rock
market. After giving this 'un a go after quite a longer time than I could
imagine all I gotta say is...boy was I a doofus kid 'r what!
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Butch Morris-CURRENT TRENDS IN RACISM IN MODERN AMERICA (A WORK IN PROGRESS)
CD-r burn (originally on Sound Aspects Records, Germany)
I know that the only reason this release got the hefty huzzahs when it
was released back '85 way was because of the title. After all, had this 'un been
called SLAUGHTERED WHITE FARMERS IN SOUTH AFRICA do you think the
VILLAGE VOICE woulda given it the time of day? Not on your nellie, because as we all know, some lives out there really are more equal than others.
Other'n that this is a pretty good slice of that newer than new free jazz, the
kind that I thought sorta petered out inna late-seventies and lived on only in
shards of small enclaves that nobody outside of Dee Pop even knew existed.
The music just appears before your ears rather than rages, with bits of
soloing ebbing/flowing in a way that reminds me of the end
of the Leroy Jenkins FOR PLAYERS ONLY album before other strains of new free jazz jump into the entire kaboodle. There's no real
cohesion other than various pastiches pop up and then fade away for other
musical interludes. Sometimes it merges in a way that recalls quite a few
later-on seventies vintage AACM albums that I picked up ultra-cheap inna
eighties after the major labels decided to concentrate on pure mulch, and if you were one of the many who really went for the likes of Anthony Braxton back when he was the big name inna new thing you'll probably want to hear this 'un badder'n bad!
Even if you go for the "classical" avgarde you should eke some appreciation outta
this while those of us who used to hear about this kind of spew in hushed and
often scornful tones might feel some li'l tingles of a personal vindication
that you were right about your musical tastes all along and
EVERYBODY ELSE ON THIS PLANET WHO THOUGHT YOU WERE A CREEP WERE DEAD
WRONG!!!!!! Feels good just thinkin' it, eh?
It's got some pretty well-known 'n top notch players here too like Frank Lowe and Thurman Barker
along with a buncha the mid-eighties NYC whitey "Downtown" crowd whom I'm sure
were really honored to appear on such a socially relevant production as this
even if I do get the feeling that all of the black participants woulda
preferred their honko asses to be kicked all the way to Skinnyapolis and back.
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Various Artists-TURN TO STONE 2 Cd-r burn (originally on Astray Records)
Like many of the sixties local rock compilations that came out in the wake of
PEBBLES and BOULDERS, TURN TO STONE 2 features
what could be deemed the leftovers of the scene, the pickings by acts who were
the losers in a scene where ? and the Mysterians were winners as "A. Seltzer"
once wrote. Still has some good moaners on here worthy of a Bill Shute burn
(personal fave bein' the Mergers' "Unworthy American", a protest track with
snarl!) with the best of the batch being an over-the-top "I Love You" by the
Worlocks whom I'm sure a few of you have heard once or twice before.
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Sly and Robbie-DUB ROCKERS DELIGHT CD-r burn (originally on Negus Records)
Eh, still can't get into these instrumental dubs that kinda make
me wonder when the song is finally gonna start. I dunno, but the whole album
(genre?) really just goes on and on without any kinda settlin' down in
my beanie. I'm sure that you on the ball reg'lar reggae fans already have this
well digested in yer psyche but for me well, it just reminds me of the kinda
music I used to skip over when looking through those Renaissance/Systematic
catalogs that I used to get before I was unceremoniously dumped from their
mailing list.
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TULI KUPFERBERG AND THE FUXXONS CD-r burn
Since, to my obviously limited knowledge, this post-Fugs aggro didn't exactly put out any
rekkids I guess this is all we'll have until one does come out. Of
course Tuli Kupferberg knew nada about rock 'n roll but that only makes his
efforts all the more interesting --- he wasn't working from any preconceived
notions of cool 'n hotcha which makes these post-who cares folkie spews a whole lot more entertaining than some of the turds that have been passing for folk music these past few eons. A selection of various live and elsewhere recordings that
range from olde tyme radical hackneyed to downright moving, the highlight for
me being a redo of "Dover Beach" offa TENDERNESS JUNCTION. Featuring members of the later-on Fugs as well as someone from the False
Prophets, who
also didn't know
anything about rock 'n roll if their track that fill this disque out is any
indication. But that doesn't make their efforts all the more interesting I'll tell ya!
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Various Artists-BLACKJACK LIMEHOUSE CASTAWAY CD-r burn (Bill Shute)
Somehow starting this platter off with the Castaways seemed like an ace choice
given how ignored those guys are a good fiftysome years after "Liar Liar" was
topping the charts with pure teenbo pride. And I gotta admit that this Bill
"mixdisque" does hold up well not only with a rare Sam the Sham single and
H.I.S. ad but some unreleased Tintern Abbey and the Blues Magoos that up the interest quotient quite a bit. Sure,
things like harmonica band versions of "Chinatown My Chinatown" and various
krauts doin' Amerigan styled music their way an' I don't mean krautrock just
don't add up, but the rest is pretty solid and bound to bring a smile to your
face and a tap to your toe. Not mine---something like that would take
TREMENDOUS effort, like an obit page
just brimmin' with the names of everyone on this planet who wronged me, and
more for that matter...
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Just a little nudge to get you to pick up like maybe a whole boatload of
these BLACK TO COMM back issues that you'll definitely want to read especially considering alla the
downright horrid rock writing that you would find these sad 'n sorry days,
only rock 'n roll as a subject matter has died out ages ago to the point where
like, who cares? But way back when, boy did BLACK TO COMM top 'em
all as far as vitriol and downright caustic commenting regarding rock and
assorted other forms of youth expression went. Read some and find out for
yourself why this mag was the most hated among the prissy progressives not
only of the past, but present as well. (Or as the new creed goes,
ACT OFFENDED!!!!)