Tuesday, March 21, 2006

IF YOU SEE THIS "MAN"...

...aim for the base of the heart.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

His name is D. Boon. You'll have to revive the carcass first.

Dave said...

His name is D. Boon. You'll have to revive the corpse first.

Christopher said...
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Christopher said...

I don't believe yez...are you sure??? This guy looks nothing like the porcine pudge aka Dennis Boon that I remember from the eighties post-hardcore group. (And I should know...I even bought four of their records!) He seemed a lot more cuter, almost like a full grown Joe Cobb if you can believe that! If anything, the cretin illio'd above DOES look like a certain famous Australasian turdmeister (I remember seeing the pic of him with his just-recently croaked Texas friend where he looks so boho in his goatee and the resemblance between him and the "man" pictured is amazing!) that if anyone from "down under" sees a walking placenta looking like the above "human" please mow him down in the name of humanity no matter who he may be!!!! (We gotta be safe!!!) And if it isn't really the Langster that's illio'd above then maybe Dave should be sued for misrepresentation...though a hot pic of him and Jay Hinman "meeting" on Jonathan Richman's fabled Astral Plane woulda been much more suitable for the both of ya! As for the "Dave" who posted comment #2 (and prob'ly #1)...izzat really "the" Dave Lang who has such an undying hatred of not only me but my blog and fanzine??? I thought you didn't read any other blogs out there other than "Manual Retraction of Koala Foreskins" ya lovable agnostic you!

Anonymous said...

Gee, I thought it was an
UNFLATTERING picture of
David "Son of Sam" Berkowitz.

Bill S.

Anonymous said...

That's definitely Dennis Boon of the Minutemen. And if one does see him around today, one would have to use a stake not a bullet.....

Christopher said...

Well, it looks as if Dave took his phony pic down from his Myspace page and replaced it with the Gary Panter "Screamers" logo. Which would be fitting, because every time I check up on Dave's blog I feel like screaming myself!