Wednesday, August 31, 2005

VOTE FOR YOUR LEAST FAVORITE, IN FACT (if you so desire) MOST HATED BLOG TO COMM POST!

1) DAVE LANG DELIVERS THE FANG!

2) POST-AQUARIAN JOURNAL

3) FOURTH TIME'S THE CHARM

4) THE TEN BEST EPISODES OF LEAVE IT TO BEAVER

5) MONOSHOCK. or DOES SORIANO RHYME WITH GUANO?

6) ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

7) IT WAS A VERY BAD YEAR

8) BLOG TO COMM DREAM INTERPRETATION

9) IT WAS THIRTY YEARS AGO TODAY

10) VELVETS ROCK

11) AN UNFINISHED INTERVIEW WITH PAUL MAROTTA OF MIRRORS FAME

12) A GUIDE TO THE FILMAGE OF RICHARD MELTZER

13) ONE OF THE HOTTER RELEASES OF THE YEAR AND IT ORIGINALLY CAME OUT IN 1975! GEORGE BRIGMAN'S JUNGLE ROT

14) THE TEN BEST EPISODES OF GOMER PYLE, USMC!!!!!

15) WHY I LIKE H. L. MENCKEN

And of course your ESPECIALLY SICK WRITE-IN VOTES ARE WELCOME, although (naturally) even a casual observer will take note that the above fifteen entries are a pretty sick collection of horrid scribings in themselves exhibiting a rather poor display of critical acumen which is obviously the product of an especially underdeveloped, diseased mind. Anyway, if you wish to cast your vote (which you are heartily urged to do), please click on the pound ("#") sign at the end of this "post" to be taken to the PROPER PAGE where you can let your decision be known. (Fuggit that stoopid "comments (104)" thang at the bottom the page...I'd get rid of it asap if only I didn't fear screwing up the entire template!) Anyway, you all have been champing at the bit to tear into yours truly and let your disgust be known, so here's yet another chance...GOT TO IT!!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna vote for the Ten Best Leave it to Beaver episodes. I was one of those hapless souls who had been looking forward to the Beave article you were planning on. I also liked the dream blog. I liked the Leave it to Beaver Dream. Kinda chilling, as was the dream where your watching tv at your uncles place.

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, by the way least fave was the Monoshock one. Forgot what I was really supposed to be voting for.

Anonymous said...

Least fave: "Dave Lang Delivers The Fang" and "It Was A Very Bad Year". I don't find reading about those personal jihads to be interesting.
The Mencken and McGuire ones were my faves.