Thursday, August 09, 2018

BOOK REVIEW! "GAG ON THIS" BY CHARLES RODRIGUES (Fantagraphic Books, 2015)

I dunno about you Bunky, but at this stage in my life I don't care if humor is funny. And, judging from what is passing as comedy these days, neither does anyone else. Right now I'm laboring under the perhaps not-so-strange delusion that in order to appeal to my own sense of values (or lack thereof), a joke doesn't have to be guffaw-inducing anymore, but it does have to be RACIST, ANTI-GAY, TRANSPHOBIC, SEXIST, DOWNRIGHT BIGOTED, XENOPHOBIC, ANTI-HANDICAPPED and even a few more niceties that you just don't see on the tee-vee set or the funny pages anymore. Yeah, I'll be laffin' my pitted butt off even if there ain't that much outright funny about these sources of jollies in question, but then again I'd be wettin' myself silly if I ever got to see any garden variety choice of late night "jokester" hit in the face with a pie. A poop pie, that is!

Anyhoo getting back to more palatable things, some of you might remember back when I reviewed one of these Charles Rodrigues collection of legendary NATIONAL LAMPOON cartoons (the RAY AND JOE one...search this blog if you so desire to read the thing), and darned if this 'un's even better with regards to giving bad taste an even WORSE name! Yes, in this day of Big Mother Watching Each And Every One Of Us So SMILE, getting a hefty dose of these tasteless, offensive and downright negative cartoons really is something that gets my juices flowin'! And if you are of the opinion that being funny is something that doesn't pertain one iota to the moralist highbrow rants and post-Carrie Nation lectures that comedy has become over the past few decades well then, you probably need this book just as much as I do!

Yes, almost nothing was beyond the realm of bad taste when it came to Rodrigues, and this collection, mostly culled from LAMPOON, serves to remind us just why issues of that mag were flying off the shelves back when we were living in some sort of post-racial/gender/Nixon land where even the radicals could poke potent fun at themselves. Ya gotta remember that the likes of Bill Griffith's and Jay Kinney's (even R. Crumb's) better work of the day pretty much satirized the entire underground milieu from which they sprang, and ya also gotta get through your head that seventies attempts at humor from NATIONAL LAMPOON and BLAZING SADDLES to the original SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE would never be allowed in the grim clime of modern day what passes for entertainment. These cartoons by Rodrigues (not to mention his LAMPOON partner in bad taste, the superbly named Sam Gross) really do remind me of the times when envelope pushing did rattle the ire of more'n a few blue haired old lady and budding feminist types, but then again many of 'em were probably laughing their own pockmarked behinds off before being able to mutter...."that's not funny".

The targets of Rodrigues' humor might be considered "easy" enough, but then again it wasn't until the likes of LAMPOON that he or anyone else would have had the chance to make fun of the things he did. Sheesh, only a few years earlier gag cartoonists couldn't touch anything along the lines of snakes or bare titty, and here Rodrigues was rollin' around in the taboo and making some pretty high-larious cartoons in the meanwhile. And (in case I haven't beaten this dead horse into prime chuck throughout this very review) I gotta say that it is a BLESSED RELIEF to see others being given the royal razz considering just how much people like myself and the rest of go to work and cut the grass Ameriga has for the past few decades. Reading GAG ON THIS is more or less my way of telling all of the narcissistic soyboy gay-loving updates on the old D. W. Griffith-loathed reform types seen these days HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE ON THE SHIT END OF THE STICK FOR ONCE, YOU NANCY BOY YOU!!!!!! And like, does it feel good!

Yes, everything from tampons to catheters, colostomy bags, club foots, bedpans, saggy tits, death row inmates, assassins, sex changes, iron lungs, Thalidomide babies and cerebral palsy get the laffaminnit treatment here. And frankly, if you can't laugh at transvestites or amputees who can you laugh at anyway?

Tuesday, August 07, 2018

MOOM PITCHER REVIEW BY BILL SHUTE! SAVAGE PAMPAS (1966), STARRING ROBERT TAYLOR!


SAVAGE PAMPAS is an original and complex and gritty and well-acted and visually striking Argentinian-Spanish-American co-production, shot in Spain, from 1966. It’s usually considered one of those Eurowesterns with an asterisk next to it, in that it’s not a solely European co-production and it’s set in the pampas frontier of Argentina.

Director Hugo Fregonese is well-known to fans of 60’s international co-productions, having directed one of the OLD SHATTERHAND films, the downbeat spy drama LAST PLANE TO BAALBECK, and the final entry in the 60s Dr. Mabuse films, THE DEATH RAY MIRROR OF DR. MABUSE. He was originally Argentinian, but went to Columbia University, and was married to American actress Faith Domergue. Since he had worked in Argentina, Europe, and the United States, he would seem to be the perfect choice for this Argentinian-Spanish-American production. When I think about those three films mentioned above, I remember how visually creative and memorable each is. With the OLD SHATTERHAND film, the incredible panoramic vistas of the faux-West (probably Croatia, then part of Yugoslavia) are breath-taking….in fact, that film was issued in 70mm in Europe, and SAVAGE PAMPAS was also filmed in 70mm and exhibited in that format in Argentina (one wonders if the producer of this film gave the gig to Fregonese based on his work in SHATTERHAND?). How I wish that in this lifetime I could actually see a 70mm theatrical screening of either film (or both). Alas, I doubt that will ever happen. If I had Jeff Bezos money, I could make it happen, but I don’t. I guess the best I can hope for realistically is a quality Blu-Ray viewed on a large TV screen (I have 27” presently, so I’ve got a way to go there).

The amazing cast—the kind of cast you find only in these off-shore productions, bringing together people you might not expect to have seen in the same film, in roles you would not expect them to be in—is headed by the great ROBERT TAYLOR, in one of his last roles (we’ve reviewed a few other 60’s Taylor items here—the feature THE DAY THE HOTLINE GOT HOT and the TV series THE DETECTIVES). I love Taylor’s 1960’s work. Some people criticize him for looking older, looking tired, looking uninterested, etc., but he used his age very well, never attempting to look younger, and bringing an understated gravitas to his roles. Taylor understood how much he could communicate with his face and his body and his mannerisms. He’d been a major star for 30+ years at this point, and he knew exactly what the camera would do with every blink of the eye or hand gesture or slight curl of the lip. Taylor plays an Argentinian military officer on the massive frontier, the Pampas, who is faced with inadequate supplies, not enough men, Indian attacks, and rampant desertion. He’s beaten down and burned out, but has an inner toughness and strength that radiates from within. When a new officer, a graduate of the military academy, is offered to him to replace a deserter, and the new man is praised as being “the 2nd in his class of 48 at the academy,” Taylor barks out, “why didn’t I get number 1?” Watching the 50’s and 60’s Robert Taylor, especially the post-1955 work, is to me a master class in acting....and his cigarette-scar
red voice gives authority to anything he says.

Pitted against Taylor is Australian-American RON RANDELL (presumably, no relation to Buddy Randell of The Knickerbockers!), who had an interesting career both in films and on the stage. B-movie fans might know Randell from being in the last Lone Wolf feature, THE LONE WOLF AND HIS LADY (1949), replacing Gerald Mohr in the role—a film I have always enjoyed and have watched 4 or 5 times in the last 20 years. Randell is having a blast as the over-the-top outlaw leader of the deserters—strutting and delivering his lines with the gusto of a Richard Burton or Orson Welles. I can imagine how entertaining Randell would have been on stage (he had some fine roles, including two Terence Rattigan plays). He even played Cole Porter (!!!) in the film KISS ME, KATE (which I have not seen). Hmmm, I’d love to compare that with Kevin Kline’s quirky performance as Porter in De-Lovely (which I have seen). Randell has allied himself with the local Indian tribe, figuring that they are united in their hatred of the Army forces (the Indians, especially their older leader, quickly realize what a slimeball they’ve allied themselves with). Obviously, that alliance begins to unravel.

If that’s not enough, former TV western star and future Eurowestern star TY HARDIN plays an anarchist (!!!) journalist who is embedded (as they said during the Iraq War) with Taylor’s military unit. He’s quite convincing and charismatic, and he and Taylor build a kind of strange alliance as they are both principled men, but with very different principles. Still, each sees something he recognizes in the other.

The plot, which I have not really mentioned and which by today’s standards is somewhat distasteful, deals with marginalized women who are given the choice of going to jail or “comforting” the soldiers….and Randell’s outlaw crew also have their own “comfort women.” To say that the presence of the women on the frontier affects the men’s behavior would be an understatement.

When you take the female element, the fact that there are multiple sides in operation here, each with differing agendas, that Taylor’s men are close to deserting at any point (and a number do), and that you really don’t know what is going to happen or who is going to survive, and then at the end you get quite a surprise, I’d have to say that SAVAGE PAMPAS delivers the goods. The three leads all give it their best, the Argentinian element should be a breath of fresh air to most viewers, and there is a fatalistic tone that rings true. And I can’t stress enough how impressive this film looks, with the endless and dry and ravaged Pampas plains so beautifully filmed in a desolate part of Spain. If you can find a copy, or watch it online, you should do it.

Perhaps what connects with me most about this film is that you have burned out but professional-in-spite-of-it-all characters (Taylor) and idealistic-but-beaten-down characters (Hardin) against a crazy power-mad psycho (Randell), all having to continue to fight battles which were started by previous generations and that nobody, save the power-mad psycho, want to fight and would give anything to not fight, but they all have their pre-ordained roles, and they have to play them. And in the end, there will be no heroes, many losers, and no one will win. Just like life....

Sunday, August 05, 2018

THE CHRONIC ILL-LOGICAL HIS STORY OF KONGRESS

by Otto von Ruggins


The first Kongress event took place appropriately at the Brooklyn War Memorial on Friday, November 6, 1975 (I believe that predates even the first Sex Pistols performance). My father’s VW open back truck transported my Hammond organ and Leslie Speaker cabinet along with VON LMO’s drums and an amplifier for Grok’s guitar. In the echo laden open interior space, we were told to lower the volume successively after each song and so continued the recurring tradition of Otto von Ruggins, Master of the Unheard Øf.

That Christmas Eve, our club debut at CBGB’s was reviewed by Variety. Kirby quipped, “Kongress is a defiant rock combo who expect a lot of auditors.” Well, a dozen years later in August, 1987, I received an invitation by the IRS to fulfill the prophecy, but back to that snowing Christmas Eve. That night, we got to meet CBGB owner Hilly Kristal for the first time and I must say I was impressed by his Christmas spirit as he chased a bum out the front door and pushed him on the ground off the curb, defining the demarcation line not to be crossed.

Next stop was up the block on Bleecker Street, a short lived basement firetrap excuse for a club boldly called Brave New World. It was the first week of January, 1976 and the last Kongress gig for Grok. Ironically, that night Robert Crash made his first appearance in my life, but since I did not foresee our later collaborations, it wasn’t until he put an ad in the Village Voice advertising ‘guitarist with 150 years experience…’ that I took him seriously and established contact.

During this period, I met Gaea Hawkins, a keyboardist extraordinaire, who with her modified B-3 was able to follow me down to some spectacular depths of sound. In improv sessions, we continued exchanging riffs long after the guitar, bass and drums had given up the ghost. Unfortunately, a few months later, she left on a short tour of the east coast, never to return (where are you Gaea?)!

Our next appearance at CBGB in February revealed myself on synthesizer and Farfisa with Von Lmo on drums – no guitar or bass. Hilly’s reaction was that we should find another place to rehearse. Then along came E. Paul Schnug, with his XES guitar synthesizer and a 15 year old roadie named Joe. We played CBGB on Mother’s Night that May and, conveniently, Hilly was in the hospital recovering from our last appearance. It was more than a rehearsal, but it was only a warmup for the following week at Zeppz, another venue with a short life for renegade bands, this one on 14th Street. We opened for the Dictators and the place was packed. This was right after Handsome Dick had been involved in an altercation with the soon to be altered Wayne to Jayne County. Apparently, no other group would play the date because it would mean being blacklisted as the Dictators were. Such risky business meant nothing to us back then, because no one was booking us anyway.

We played our first set, which ended in an exchange of profanity between Von Lmo with his rented drums and some members of the audience. As we left the stage, the hippest looking dude in the place came up to me declaring how great we were. I knew that my father’s Sam Ash amp was distorting the Farfisa/synth combination and Schnug’s guitar was out of tune with my synth, but I was pleased at the rave review nevertheless. Then the Dictators took the stage and the audience was theirs. After they finished a set (which did nothing for me) and abandoned the stage, the crowd stomped for an encore. This went on for some five minutes without their reappearance and, as the noise died down, I singlehandedly picked up my Farfisa and placed it back on the stage, anxious to begin our second set in tune. One of their crew, Steve Shrank, came running up to the stage shouting at us to get off and Von Lmo roared right back. Eventually, my organ was removed without physical violence and they came back for another forgetful performance. This time, after they left the stage, we were told they didn’t want us to do a second set. The next week in the Voice, James Wolcott described the scene, “A rowdy bottle smashing night…earlier in the evening there had been an altercation with a satanic occult band named Kongress that played music that sounded like a Concorde drone with Aleister Crowley lyrics. They abandoned the stage only after threats of violence were unfurled like vampirish cape flourishes.”

At this point in time, I made a deal with my wife with child. I could no longer agonize over the distorted sounds of my father’s antique amplifier, so I got to purchase a SunnConcert amp with a Cerwin Vega speaker cabinet and she got to name our third daughter as well – Dana (I managed the middle name – Sidonia, and five years later, Dana Sidonia’s vocals appeared on my collaboration with Robert Crash – an EP titled ‘Movie Viewers’, but back to the birth).

It was the bicentennial and I had plans for thee bicentennial birthday event – my wife on stage giving birth inside a see through sterilized plastic bubble to the strains of Kongress on stage (I even thought of having Charlotte Moorman violin bow the umbilical cord). I tried to contact then legendary promoter Bill Sargent. He had talked about bringing the Beatles back together again and having a man in a cage with a shark. He wasn’t talking anymore, as his phone was disconnected and my wife, Celia, would only go through with this for $10,000, so it became another one of those unrealized concepts. A similar event would have been the first Kongress performance at an Artist’s Day celebration the previous fall at the band shell in Central Park. I wanted to perform on stage while having my blood transfused to another person as theirs was filtering into mine. The concept was to have government nurture art and have art provide culture for people, completing the blood loop. I called the Board of Health to find out the requirements. They started freaking out, telling me I would have to have matching blood types and have an emergency crew on hand in case people in the audience started fainting from the sight. I offered the alternative of taking blood from one of my arms and transfusing it to the other. Again, the doctor cautioned that this would be dangerous for my blood pressure. In the end, it rained that day and the event was cancelled!

It was June, 1976 and we got our first gig at Max’s Kansas City. It was also Schnug’s last appearance. For a first time, the booking power, one Peter Crowley, seemed sufficiently impressed to give us a return engagement the last week of July. In fact, Peter showed Von Lmo and I some pictures he had received from a magician named Geoffrey Crozier. Instantly, my reaction was that I’d love to make soundtracks to his visuals. I got an address where he worked and in mid-July I made my first contact with the man from Down under. Coincidentally, From Down Under was the name of my first performing band. The name had nothing to do with Oz, as I was referring to the ‘Underground’ (which didn’t even exist back in 1964). My vision was music coming up ‘from down under,’ trying to be heard, hence I became the ‘Master of the Unheard Øf!’

Meeting Geoffrey for the first time in New York City must have been anti-climactic for both of us. After seeing him in the pictures in full costume, at the poster shop where he worked, he seemed relatively harmless and I was in an executive suit on my way home to Brooklyn, looking like a Congressman more than a musician. He indicated he had been out of performing for about a year, that I was the best offer he had had and he shouldn’t let me slip away. I arranged for him to come down that night to a studio in Brooklyn with Von Lmo, Robert Crash and a bass player who wound up writing an article about the experience for the Aquarian, Steve Mecca. I still have a cassette of that magical initiation (‘We Arrive’ and ‘Presence Known’ on CD two). It was the first of many incredible improvisational moments we shared. I remember Von Lmo singing my words to ‘Berlin Merlins’ and hearing Geoffrey comment, “There’s only one Merlin in here!” Poor Robert Crash – he didn’t know what he was not getting into. He had never played such free spirited music and, while I had no complaints about his playing, he kept haunting me about the rhythm section not defining the bottom.

The next day was my birthday, which I spent quietly with my family, but Von Lmo went into a rage and attempted to drop kick one of the local inhabitants of his neighborhood from on top of a car and when his leg was grabbed in mid-air, it broke and I visited him in Coney Island Hospital. With Von out of action and the Max’s date days away, I quickly began rehearsing with Robert Crash, the bass player from the studio session, Steve Mecca, and a replacement drummer, Joe Alexander (who was actually the drummer from my first group ‘From Down Under’). Geoffrey indicated he wasn’t quite ready for the stage with us, but we managed to put on a decent show, all things considered. Peter Crowley of Max’s was especially impressed at how my keyboards kept playing when I left the band on stage and walked through the audience to the upstairs dressing room (it was the ancient rite of the antique echoplex). At the end of the night, as we packed our gear, I discovered my new magical friend, Mr. Crozier, sprawled on the floor by the front tables. Apparently, he’d been working too hard!

The following weeks, I rehearsed with Geoffrey and his band of local youth, the Stokes brothers – Frank on bass and Chris on drums – and Bobby Burns on guitar. Later, they would become Geof’s Shanghai Side Show group, after a few gigs as Kongress, before Von Lmo came back on drums.

We had a few dates at Max’s lined up and the next time we played, the audience went wild. It was unbelievable how the visual antics of the magical ceremony, driven by a less than distinctive musical edge, resulted in such a strong and positive reaction. Again, Peter Crowley, commentator on the scene, offered his observation – “Nobody, not even Alice Cooper could have followed that act.” As for the audience’s approval, he described it as being, “…better than the N.Y. Dolls.” Those were heavy accolades, which unfortunately were not written about at that point in time, or lived up to live in the future.

The next Max’s date was on September 21st, the Equinox. I played my synthesizer at a Parks department event during the day with Geoffrey in attendance until he wandered off. That night’s show at Max’s lacked the spirit of the day and failed to bring the crowd to the same excited state.

Being musically unsatisfied with the sounds of the Stokes brothers and Bobby Burns, I had been bringing down other musicians to jam with. Among a mostly forgettable stream of musicians not fit for Kongress, some standout names were John Greaves, former bass player with Henry Cow, and Marc Bell, soon to be Ramones drummer. They actually played together with Robert one afternoon and it was a disaster.

The next stop was Halloween at Max’s and we were headlining with the Dead Boys opening for us. I still remember the crowd crying for ‘Kongress’ during the Daed Boys set. This would be the last performance with the Stokes brothers and Burns lineup for quite some time, with Von Lmo on the mend. The gig was marred by some excessive smoke from the cauldron which included Geoffrey’s sacrifice of a putrified dove. The stench was awful and I wondered why I had to stay on stage, as the crowd retreated. Someone from Max’s opened the door to let some air in during the performance and without missing a beat to the music, Geoffrey snarled, “Close that door! You’re ruining my ceremony!” A videotape was made that night by Bob Gruen and a week later at his apartment, we watched distorted lines grace the TV screen (video was still at its infancy, unfortunately).

A little over a year ago, I contacted Bob Gruen and he unveiled a Kongress Tape 2 from that Halloween performance. He transferred the old reel to reel video recording onto a DV tape. Then I was able to load it into my Mac through a firewire interface and view the black and white remnants of the episode etched in my memory, but elusive to being documented heretofore. All I can say is I can't wait till the DVD is made available and an unsuspecting world is able to see the only existing tape of Kongress with Geoffrey and myself on stage together. Just this week I pressed Bob again to look for the Kongress Tape 1 of Halloween, 1976 with the hope that maybe there is more to consider releasing on the DVD before I begin the critical task of putting this exceptional performance and documentation of a Master at his best on stage. I can only promise that it will be the epitome of what you expect from a Halloween performance. By November, Von Lmo was wearing a short leg cast and he began coming down to Geoffrey’s storefront to play with Robert Crash on guitar and Frank Stokes on bass. The music picked up where our first studio session with Geoffrey had left off. We would go on for hours, non-stop, but subtle mood changes and dynamic intensity swings were orchestrated around Geoffrey’s improvised vocals. Sometimes he recited set pieces he had written, but each time it was different. Thankfully, I made about a half dozen cassettes from this period, some of which is found on these two CDs. These tapes genuinely surpass anything we ever did live. Throughout this period, Robert Crash’s uncertainty about the direction was made known.

One night, a week before a December date at Max’s, after the most guitar dominated tape was recorded, Crash announced he was ‘cutting himself out of the project’ with a symbolic slice in the air. It was a hard blow and left us without a guitar, but the show went on, even if it wasn’t what it could have been. In fact, that missing Robert Crash guitar ingredient from all of the live Kongress shows with Geoffrey is responsible for the fact that the studio tapes sounded better than anything we did live. About that time, I convinced long time associate Renate (female German lead guitarist extraordinaire) to come down to Geof’s rehearsal space and play with us. In the strange environment and because of her rigid playing background, she was a bit stiff and tentative in her playing. During the final piece for the night, Geoffrey grabbed her guitar from behind and started rocking her body to build the intensity and as she resisted, they fell to the floor rolling together. The rest of us began dropping out until there was just the feedback of the guitar, at which point Geoffrey jumped up and exited through his beaded doorway. Renate was still in shock, not knowing what had just happened or what to make of it when Geof slid back into the room and announced, “That’s the greatest thing that ever happened in rock ‘n ‘roll. Don’t look at me like a fuckin’ freak! It happened!” With that, they embraced, albeit she was still visibly shaken by it all. A recording of this event exists and will, hopefully, be released at a later date.

As I watched the whole scene unfold, I thought to myself, “That’s the last time Renate is going to come down here to play.” Amazingly, she and Geof hit it off. She added an air of discipline to the chaos and eventually made it onto stage with us at CBGB’s on December 26, 1976. That was a night Hilly would long remember. He was particularly fond of Renate, but for what took place on his stage that night, Kongress was barred from playing at CBGB’s for 13 months, and by then both Von Lmo and Geoffrey had passed through the band and moved on. So much took place that night that I was unaware of, I can only recount some events in a legendary fashion. The evening began with Geof drinking cognac backstage while the road crew prepared the stage for the ceremony. The electric chair was brought along for the event and the first row of tables was cordoned off with chairs placed on them to discourage front row seats, in view of the fact that the perimeter of the stage was rigged with flashpots. I remember seeing a crucifix attached to a microphone stand, the usual cauldron of hot coals, a water basin, some flares and a huge spear that later whizzed by Von and stuck in the back wall of the stage Lmo (Von was back playing drums with a leg cast). After we hit the stage, things happened so fast, it’s hard to sequence the events, but all of the following is related to have taken place. I saw a picture someone took of Geof flipping the water basin. It captured the water in the shape of the vessel while it was in mid-air – a very magical instant on film. I actually saw Geoffrey pummel the crucifix on the microphone stand into pieces on stage, but I missed his putting his fingers down his throat and the ensuing regurgitation. I remember one of the flares, which were in holders standing upright, falling to the stage and facing the audience. Hilly came up to the side of the stage and grabbed it, nervously holding it over his head like Lady Liberty (more like the Statue of Tyranny), not knowing what to do with it. One of the roadies took it from him and wrapped it up in a wet towel and went relay fashion racing out the back door. It must have been about then that the flashpots were detonated, because the story I heard was that Hilly was sent barrelling back from the force of the explosions. Another report alleged that cables were burned on stage and the next group couldn’t go on for over an hour. The club was full of smoke and, while it wasn’t a sellout, there were crowds of people both moving up front to see the spectacle and retreating from the battle stations by the stage. When most of the damage was done, I saw Hilly waving his arms at me indicating ‘ENOUGH!’, so I abandoned the stage, but not before I turned up my amp and switched on my echoplex which continued to air my keyboard sounds. I was not in control of the rest of the stage, but eventually, they all stopped playing and left the stage.

Hilly was pretty upset, but I pressed him for his reasons, to which he asked me, “Why?” I responded that I wanted to know what made him tick. He stated the facts, “I don’t like your music and I don’t like your attitudes!” About a year or so later, Hilly welcomed the Plasmatics to CBGBs and they used flashpots and smoked the club worse than Kongress, but they were not barred because, apparently they attracted a larger crowd and made it worth his while.

At the end of that Kongress December gig at CBGBs, John Holmstrom, Editor of Punk Magazine, walked in and heard what had happened. Eventually, the legend of that event surfaced in a paragraph of a future issue describing us as, “Kongress, the most dangerous band in the world…”

While CBGBs was off limits, Max’s was a welcome home for Kongress and we returned with yet another guitarist, a Frenchman named Jacques Limage, who was gone by the next show. I think this was the night a band called ‘Bitch’ opened for us. It was indeed a ‘bitch’ of a night, as even though we had actually made a decent profit (I got paid some $70), it had rained so heavy that night that after dropping Geoffrey off at 3AM, I then proceeded down a dark winding road to the highway to take Von Lmo home. I remember Von declaring, “It looks like we’re driving to the unexpected…” or something of the sort. Sure enough, at the bottom of the hill, at an underpass, we encountered several feet of unexpected water, which wet my ignition wires and as soon as we hit the highway, I lost power. There I was with Von, foot in cast and a carload of equipment. I walked off the highway and made my way to a phone booth, but along the way I encountered a pack of wild dogs by the booth. One of the dogs was chewing on a sneaker, probably from their previous victim. It’s strange how our fears are often realized in reality, as I was thinking about the previous week and how when I visited a prospective Kongress guitarist from an ad in the Village Voice, he introduced me to his pet Doberman stating ‘Make friends Caesar’ – and the dog proceeded to take a bite out of my favorite velvet shirt and the arm underneath. So, it was as if some divine source was reading my mind’s worst fears and conjured up a pack of wild dogs for me. Anyway, when I finally was able to make the call, no one would come and get us and I returned to the vehicle not knowing how the night would end. Then, along came a samaritan, whose car smelled of herb, offering us a ride. He pushed my car off the road and we moved the equipment into this stranger’s car. He drove Von home and, thankfully, I made it home, as well. Thanks to the kind person for that ride, wherever you are.

The camp was getting divided into what would become the Shanghai Side Show (the Stokes brothers and Bobby Burns) and the musicians I chose to play with. Around this time, Frank Stokes was replaced on bass by Kip Kuba. While it was music to my ears, Geof had this thing about loyalty and wanting people who were into the ceremony to work with. The next event was with Kip at Copperfield’s, a basement hole of short lived duration. Von Lmo still had his short leg cast on and the power was surging and throwing my synthesizer and Farfisa organ out of tune. Kip, in his excitement on stage, knocked over a brazier with incense, much to Geoffrey’s displeasure, but when Von Lmo couldn’t get the beat going, he tore down the back curtain and kicked over his drums, finishing the set in under 10 minutes. This widened the chasm between my Kongress troops and Geof and his road crew who were outraged at carrying all the gear for what amounted to a non-performance. If the bad blood between Geof and Von hadn’t started back in the studio with the lines from ‘Berlin Merlins’, it was certainly boiling now.

The next time out, at a midtown nightspot named Le Cocu, we played as Kongress, but the lineup was back to the Stokes brothers and Bobby Burns. Then we had an audition for the grand opening of a gay disco, Starship Discovery I, which was on 42nd street. I had contacted the reigning queen and shown him photos of Geoffrey from his pre-Kongress past. They were enough to secure a 7PM Thursday night showcase at the Gilded Grape at 8th Avenue & 46th street, run by the same crew. When Renate attempted to catch the show, she was denied entry (no unescorted females was the reason, I believe), but the place was packed with transvestites and other odd sights. The queen sat perched on his throne with his court jesters surrounding him and we set up to perform what amounted to a ballet in a bathroom sized space (the stage area was very small). Geof had the cauldron flames fanned nicely, but about 10 minutes into the set, some Clarabel with his fire extinguisher seltzer bottle sprayed out the flames and bodies converged around my keyboards. Geoffrey had the club employee responsible by the throat and I didn’t think we were going to make it without a brawl. Somehow, Geoffrey got back by the microphone and announced to the crowd that if they wanted us to continue, we would, otherwise we were going to split. They roared their approval and we entranced them for another half hour with water tricks and glitter dust, propelled by some powerful musical accompaniment.

As expected, we did not get the gig (we were too much of a spectacle for a grand opening to showcase a new club), but that Saturday, the front cover of the Daily News contained a black and white photo of the purple canopy of the Gilded Grape being removed by the traffic department because they did not have a permit. I’ve always wondered how this rated as a cover photo. Apparently, nothing else of importance was taking place in NYC, so it was with karmic delight that I accepted the front page synchronicity.

Soon after, in May of 1977, we found ourselves in the Elgin Theater on 8th Avenue at 19th street for a two week period during which we helped fill the theater with sound and smoke. Geoffrey took up residence in a room in the basement and Frank Stokes reappeared on bass. We also had a new guitarist, glamour boy Louis Rone who more than looked the part. He is hidden in the bottom corner of the CD label, as the main photo is from the Elgin’s back alley. In all the years I’d known him, Rone never sounded as good as he did for his brief sojourn with Kongress that spring of 1977. There was one night on stage when Geof, in a state of exuberance, pulled Rone by his long hair. Afterwards, Lou had talked about getting a baseball bat and going after Geoffrey!

During one of the rehearsals in the Elgin basement, I got word that my sixteen year old roadie Joe (born 6/6/60), who hadn’t been seen for a month or so, had been found dead in upstate New York with rope burns around his neck (an ironic twist as Geoffrey would later find out). The bearer of these ill tidings was none other than E. Paul Schnug, who introduced Joe to Kongress, and that was the last time I saw him as well.

One of the last nights at the Elgin, Rod Swenson was in the audience with Wendy O. Williams. This was pre-Plasmatics and, as we didn’t go on as scheduled, he was running back and forth to another club to see some other band, as well. Finally, we took the stage, Geof sporting a Mohican haircut and coordinating his pyrotechniques with road crew detonations, all no doubt registered in Rod Swenson’s memory banks for future reference. At a later performance by Von Lmo’s post Kongress Red Transister at Max’s, Rod was also seen observing Von’s chainsaw style, but it doesn’t matter who does it first, it’s who has the most eyes see it done first (or read about it being done first). Still, it was satisfying to hear Lenny Kaye’s description of our Elgin Theater period when I showed up for an audition for the Patti Smith Group, “It reminded me of Berlin during the war!” I didn’t realize Lenny Kaye was such an old soul.

After the Elgin, I wasn’t sure I wanted to continue dealing with the disappointments of the live performance end of the music business. It was time to document the madness, put out a record and stop running around till four in the morning for no pay and little glory. An instrumental acquaintance for later developments, Rick Rosenspire, arranged for some ‘free’ eight track recording studio time and on my 29th birthday (July 24th) we were in Studio 29 on 29th street. This was the summer of the Son of Sam and I had penned an account of the events to that point, titled “Sam Son.” When we got in the studio and the engineer heard the title of the song, he commented that he had a black labradour retriever by the same name. Ironically, a few weeks later, after David Berkowitz was captured, it came out in the papers that he claimed to be receiving orders from his neighbor’s dog, a black labradour retriever! I expressed the desire to take a picture of the dog sitting in Geof’s electric chair for the record cover, but not only was the tape never released, later I was informed that Sam Son had died, having been run over by a priest!

If this sounds eerie or strange, after awhile you’ll get used to this type of phenomena because this sort of stuff has continually been a part of my life. I tend to categorize these events as some kind of synchronicity, with occasional glimpses of precognition. At this point, I’ll try to give some examples of this, out of chronological sequence, as many times these occurrences have had nothing to do with musical events.

One night I had a dream that John Denver had hung himself. The next day I saw his picture in the NY Daily News with a caption “Happiness and then Sorrow,” detailing how he had been at some charity event and received word that his father had died of a heart attack. Another time, I had just missed a train and was so annoyed that I was tempted to walk through the tunnel to the express station two stops away. I mentally listed the logic against this as a) the third rail and where would I go if a train came, b) the sludge built up on the track beds and c) the presence of rats. The first two reasons were enough to deter me and so I waited for the next local and got off two stops later at the express station. As I was waiting there, I was still thinking about how I had never seen any rats when suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I spied some swirling objects down by the tracks. Indeed, what I saw was two rats darting about!

Around this time, I received a complimentary subscription to the Berkeley Barb. One issue had a review of Robert Anton Wilson’s classic on synchronicity and related fields, The Cosmic Trigger. I purchased the book and somewhere in the middle read about how Aliester Crowley had discovered that all the important words in the Greek Cabala had the numerical value of 93, hence Crowleyans to this day speak of their work as carrying the 93 current. My own Aleister Crowley connection was cosmically triggered and I proceeded to check page 93 of the books I was reading at the time, starting with The Cosmic Trigger, on which I discovered the term ‘cognitive dissonance.’ Wilson described this phenomenon as the complete reversal of one’s reality model. As an example, he cited two supposedly rational detectives in Pittsburgh who witnessed a dog bark and disappear into a puff of green smoke. I made note of this term as an appropriate description of the intended effect of my music. The next week, the Village Voice had an article about David Bowie’s first LP produced by synth wiz Brian Eno,‘Low,’ and the closing statement was ‘cognitive dissonance’ still lives!

I bought a copy of The High Times Encyclopedia of Recreational Drugs and immediately turned to page 93. At the top of the page, much to my amazement, appeared the following verse –

 “For this you;ve my word and I never yet broke it

 So put that in your pipe my Lord Otto and smoke it!”

In September, 1982, after the release of my first recording, an EP titled ‘Movie Viewers,’ a friend advised me that he’d seen a review of it in High Times Magazine. I stopped at a newsstand and scanned the index of the latest issue. Not surprisingly, it contained an excerpt from Aleister Crowley’s pamphlet on cocaine. I turned to the music reviews, but didn’t see mine, however, there was a continuation on page 93. When I opened the magazine to page 93, there I was, cropped from the EP cover over the space where the number 93 should have appeared! I was already familiar with Crowley’s Cocaine pamphlet, having discovered it in the Warlock Shop in Brooklyn Heights around 1974. I had just conceived the title for a song – ‘Chinese Laundromat,’ the night before. Imagine my sense of purpose when on the train ride home, after purchasing the pamphlet, I read about how all sorts of drugs were readily available in the early 1900’s at the local Chinese laundry. Eventually, this inspired the recording, ‘Vietnamese Laundry.’

Saturday, August 04, 2018

Yet another ho-hummer this week. Do yourself a favor and read YOWP instead. It's a much better blog---really!


Gaea-FUTURE UNIVERSE CD (Gaea Records)

Otto von Ruggins' mention of Gaea Hawkins in the interview I did with the man a few weeks back really got me interested in giving this former Guardian keyboardist a listen to, and wouldn't you know it but the lass actually has not only this but other recorded wares out and about. And from the look of FUTURE UNIVERSE is sure looks swell especially in that whole OvR/Kongress/LMO fashion...I mean, take a gander at that garish outer space cover...seem familiar to you? Howzbout the title...FUTURE UNIVERSE...compare that 'un to another infamous album if you so dare! But does FUTURE UNIVERSE rank as an unheralded musical classic up there with all of those others we all tried finding to no avail back in those pre-internet hit and miss days?

Well, the answer to these and many other pressing questions is YES. this platter is a bonafeed rock classic that ranks with all of those other undiscovered efforts that seemed to moil about in the waters of indifference which only I seemingly find more than a shard of value in them for some not-so-strange reason or another.

The best way to describe this home made job'd be to call the thing electronic punk rock. Not that punk as in "punque" that many of you "aficionados" have given more lip service to than Harry Reems, but mid-seventies hard-edged blues-y neo-metallic gutter street sounds punk. Kinda like the early punky Giorgio Moroder sound with some Irmin Schmidt keyboardry ca. EGE BAMYASI complete with all of that gear that Gary Wright used on "Dream Weaver", only with a hefty does of pop styling tossed in. If THE IDIOT came off like this maybe Lester Bangs wouldn't have loathed it so much. A surprisingly refreshing effort that conjures up various mid-seventies feelings that we all shoulda had, and what's even stranger is that this disque came out in 2000, a good quarter-century after the whole underground hub bub regarding rock 'n roll as a under-the-underground effort was being birthed at a time only a few urban-encroached fans knew what was goin' on!

Makes me wanna know more about the gal and her other musical endeavors. Hey Gaea, if yer readin' this and wanna get in touch feel free to do so, even if yer probably gonna remain just as obscure as ya were before I pecked this particular write up!
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Phew-LIGHT SLEEP LP (Mesh Key Records)

Since I liked her work with and without various members of Can, I thought I'd give this particular Phew platter a look-see. Hmmmm, seems as if I was RIGHT again, for LIGHT SLEEP is what anyone with half-a-braincell to rub together would deem a BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY AMAZINGLY DRIVING ALBUM that I sure wish I heard way back when instead of in the here and now because...like I would have been alive longer to give it even more spins, ifyaknowaddamean...

On this debut platter recorded right smack dab inna middle of her own apartment, Phew manipulates electronics, mostly by herself with minimal synthetic assist, while she makes a whole bunch of those slyly askew gurgles and moans which fit the synthesized buzzes and blurs even more potent as she pants, talks Japanese and basically creates a strange cough syrup dream mood with her mere voice. The backing sounds though are what really adds the potent power to this platter, recalling various experiments from the likes of Nurse With Wound and Throbbing Gristle as the riffs repeat themselves creating atmospheres that are can be hypnotic, relaxing AND nightmarish all at once. Overall this captures the whole synthetic/electronic spirit of 70s/80s cusp electronic rock-oriented sounds a whole lot more'n those casioclowns that ended up owning the entire sorry 1980s once passion and terror were replaced by giddy goody feely music.

Definitely one to break the bank for what with the driving patterns that for once stir up those long-hidden reasons as to why one might have gone for this truly liberating experimental music in the first place. Forced Exposure had a bunch but I guess they sold out. Best to try again in case they do get another shipment in hopefully more sooner than later.
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Josh Max's Outfit-MAKE IT SNAPPY CD (Swipecat Records)

I first came about this bunch while combing the CBGB cybercasts 'round 2000 way. Shrugged 'em off as something that wasn't quite conduit to my own rock 'n roll sense of sound-as-tension (the group was performing the Desi Arnaz classic "Cuban Pete", which also appears on this platter). However, this Cee Dee dos have its merits even though the rock unto boogie unto forties sounds Josh and crew make can be considered akin to a stripped down Manhattan Transfer churning up more than a few bad art deco memories. Yet the rockabilly track does elicit some smart moves while the tributes to various Tin Can Alley clanks of the past don't reek seventies nostalgia like too many similar efforts have. Not bad at all actually, and they ever manage to crank out a decent Merseybeat soundalike at that.
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The Radiators From Space-TV TUBE HEART CD-r burn (originally on Chiswick Records, England)

Not bad Irish punk rock from a group that fortunately still remembered what punk rock was like in the mid-seventies before it began evolving into a creature that was nothing more'n the worst aspects of hippiedom with a demeanor that made the original ROLLING STONE look positively pallid. For one thing this is actually BRIGHT and KINETIC music that's a far cry from some of the woe is me doom 'n gloom sounds that was permeating England and perhaps the rest of the Isles in the mid-eighties. The playing's great as well, not that it always mattered but when it works, well it works! A boff reish complete with new material, b-side, singles and cassette-only rarities not to mention some live material that add a few more nuts on the top of this punkazoid sundae of a sesh if you do ask me!
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Various Artists-SYDE TRIPS VOLUME SIX CD-r burn

I never knew so much commercialized yet vital psychedelic rock came outta England back inna late-sixties! Although I'm sure none of this would have rocked the Ladbrook Grove types I must admit that the quality of these records, recorded by acts I never heard about before, straddle the fine line between mere pop and honest enough for me psychedelia that might have been as canned as corn, but ya gotta admit IT SURE SERVES ITS PURPOSE! All of it has varying degrees of rock magnitude, though some tracks by the likes of acts with the typically psych pop names as Tropical Fish and the Phoenix manage to capture the late-sixties situation more than people with names like Grace and Jorma ever did, ifyaknowaddamean. Highlight of the set's most definitely Solent's fairer than fair cover version of the Sagittarius classic "My World Fell Down".
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PRESENTING THE LINKS CD'r burn

Straight from three fantastic days at the Des Moines Holiday Inn, the Links are just as innovative and as exotic as the chicken croquettes one would have been downing whilst listening to their groovoid sounds. And if you really like hearing such hits as "The Sounds of Silence" and "My Way" done up on a Hammond B-3 and sung in perfect three-part harmony before you trek back to your room to catch the late-moom, you can always get hold of this platter that's bound to bring back those vibrating bed and calling room service for extra towels days faster than you can say "Kit Kat Lounge". Not bad if you want to conjure up memories of some of the gunk that was goin' 'round in the seventies which did make all that punk and hard-edged music we liked sound all the more better.
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Gary Schneider-JUST FOR FUN, JUST FOR FRIENDS CD-r burn

When the Links move on to Holiday Inns unknown you can just bet that Gary Schneider will be there to keep those traveling salesmen well and happy. With his Hammond (well this time it just MIGHT be a Wurlitzer) and perhaps some other keyboard wizardry, Schneider sings double-tracked (with little regard for his voices matching up, or did he intend that?) on a variety of old time faves that not only got that nostalgic glimmer for the senior citizens amongst us but that cha-cha rhythm that'll really getcha goin'! If Suicide were a lounge band they woulda sounded like this. But in all, don't YOU think it's rather disturbing that Schneider got to make an album and all of those great mid-late seventies groups we've never heard DIDN'T?????
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Various Artists-ENVELOPE STUFFING MAMBO SYMPATHY CD-r burn (Bill Shute)

Not as much of a zip to this Bill burn as usual, but still a nice way to pass an afternoon. Which is much better than passing a kidney stone I would imagine. A variety of cheap soul jazz recordings, the typical country and western toss off, some krauts thinking they're doing mambo, slushy tit-squeeze pop and cheapo "song poems" permeate the disque making for some funtime sounds I would imagine, though it's only when Jimmy Witherspoon and James Brown work their black magic that this kicks into hi-gear and becomes one mighty entertaining spinner. The ads that Bill snuck in were fine...especially dug the old Esso ones because I remember when I was an early teenbo and here in the USA Esso became Exxon with that new seventies-styled box-y logo which did not appeal to me one bit given how much I liked the old, more streamlined one! I hear that you lucky Canadians still have actual Essos up there which is cool because you can still see that old glorious sign which has remained little unchanged (other's being given a wind-swept look) while traveling the roads. I'd move up there just for that, only with Justin in orifice I think my bank account would run out in a mere few days.
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Thursday, August 02, 2018

BOOK REVIEW! I DREAMED I WAS A VERY CLEAN TRAMP, AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY BY RICHARD HELL (Ecco Books, 2013)



Sometimes I get unsolicited music and even fanzoonies in the mail, but rarely do I ever get a BOOK. But lo and behold an actual tome for our times did make its way to my door a week or so back, sent to me by someone who goes by the name of "Armen" (sounds like an alias...y'know, like Armen Hammer) who lives in Newton Massachusetts, an area I remember from various fambly getawayfromitalls as being kinda rainy though lush with lobster rolls!

And wow, the book this "Armen" sent is not anything to be snoozed at either, but the autobiography of one Richard Meyers also known as Richard Hell, one of the bigger names in that p-rock world that more'n a few readers of this blog give lip service to! I knew this book existed but never really felt the energy to go and search out a copy to read, so thanks be to this "Armen" for not only sending me this book presumably "gratis" but for giving me something other'n an old tattered NANCY comic book to write up for my usual weekday sendouts.

Now I know that some of you readers probably hold Hell in as much contempt as you do me...after all, when the first issue of the legendary KICKS fanzine came out '79 way it was Dick himself who got the "BE KNOW YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOING THE JERK AND BEING A JERK" treatment! But for me, who never met the guy or even spoke to him on the telephone or heard anything personally bad about him other' what everybody else knows Hell was, and remains for that matter, one of those rockmag guys alla us bedroom pose in front of the mirror pretending we were at Max's Kansas City type of turdballs sure wished we were. And somehow, like a stage mother or even Judy Hennsler's dad snapping photos of his progeny doing pirouettes on the school stage, we all could live through the guy no matter how besotted or just plain unsocial he might be. Just like we all wished we were, natch!

So I DREAMED I WAS A VERY CLEAN BUM is a great 'un to read what with Hell giving us his take on that whole sixties/seventies under-the-underground trip that still seems vital in retrospect. In fact, that era of rock primacy was something that I sure adored because not only was it rooted in the best moments of mid/late-sixties sound as repeato riff bliss but was CURRENT (via the under-the-underground sixties worship as in Velvets vs. Airplane) as well. Of course things like the closing of Max's Kansas City (spiritual) and the advent of MTV (visual) created the deep slide into rock as being totally meaningless to the mass of Lou Reed wannabes worldwide, but I guess it did have to come to an end sometime...

But while it was going....woooosh! And Hell really gives us the details from his suburban slob upbringing to prep school days and of course that late-sixties move to En Why See to try his hand at poetry and lotsa gals, and you kinda see yourself in the whole mess too even if the sitchy-ashions at hand might have gotten a little too...ookie ifyaknowaddamean... Lotsa interesting details regarding Television, the Heartbreakers and of course Richard Hell's own Voidoids do show up and ya gotta be glad that this book ends at just the RIGHT time (early-eightes) because hey, did you really want to read anything about Hell's short-lived marriage to video-schmoozer Patty Smythe of Scandal fame???

Other things I woulda wanted to know about are more'n obviously missing, such as was that group with Hell and Nick Lowe called "Mirrors" really scheduled to perform at the 1976 Mont de Marsan punk fest or was that just a sneaky promoter ploy? We'll probably never know about that 'un for sure but I can tell ya that I DREAMED I WAS A VERY CLEAN BUM is like, a book I can get into if only to sate more of that neo-crypto-post-Velvet Underground sense of eternal drone that continues to affect my life years after even I, and maybe even you, should have known better.

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

TEE VEE SERIES REVIEW BY BILL SHUTE! HAWAIIAN EYE (1959-1963, ABC)

Warner Brothers TV was certainly on a roll in the late 50’s and early 60’s, and among their many successful projects were four shows pretty much cut from the same cloth: 77 SUNSET STRIP, HAWAIIAN EYE, BOURBON STREET BEAT, and SURFSIDE SIX (EDITOR'S NOTE...actually FIVE if you count THE ROARING TWENTIES). Basically, you had a detective agency in an exotic locale (LA’s Sunset Strip, Hawaii, New Orleans, and Miami Beach). There were two or three hunky male leads, a female character involved with the agency for them to bounce dialogue off of, and a local character for comedy relief and/or musical asides--in 77 SUNSET STRIP, it was Edd “Kookie” Byrnes; in HAWAIIAN EYE it’s Poncie Ponce; in BOURBON STREET BEAT it was Nat King Cole’s brother Eddie as jazz pianist “The Baron”; in SURFSIDE SIX it was Margarita Sierra as Cha Cha O’Brien (!!!!). Though they had a lot of exotic local color and location shooting, the shows were made on the WB lot and made extensive use of rear-screen projection. WB was a class act and had the best technicians in the business, so unless you are specifically looking for the projection-screen fakery, you would not notice it.

These shows were incredibly popular in their day and can still be seen in re-runs today here and there (77 SUNSET STRIP was playing on ME-TV a few months ago, when I was down with the flu and looking for mindless vintage TV to watch while out of it), and they are slickly made and have fast-moving plots (the detective agency base means you can insert almost any content into a show and justify it—they take all kinds of cases). Also, WB got the best guest stars, generally people who were known for film work, so when you figure that each episode of these shows is kind of like a B-movie in itself, each show has charismatic leads, the guest stars are movie-quality actors/actresses, and the whole thing is fresh off the best assembly-line in entertainment (the WB logo is all over the shows….and the narration at the beginning), it’s the crime TV equivalent of getting a top-of-the-line Buick right off the assembly line in Detroit! The shows also all had catchy hook-filled theme songs which you’ll have in your head for days (and you’ll be trying to get them OUT of your head).


I recently got the complete run of the first two seasons of HAWAIIAN EYE from a grey-market dealer (and he now has the final two seasons available too, so I may take the plunge on that). The core group in the first two seasons consisted of Anthony Eisley and Robert Conrad as the two lead detectives (and while each would be in every show, one or the other would usually be highlighted), Connie Stevens as “Cricket” their assistant and lounge singer at the hotel where they work out of, and Poncie Ponce as the ukulele-playing stringer for the agency who provides comic and musical interludes a few times a show. Grant Williams joined mid-way in the second year, and Anthony Eisley left after the third season. During the fourth and final season the great Troy Donahue (previously on SURFSIDE SIX) joined to kind of replace Eisley, but he played the entertainment director at the hotel, not a detective.

I watched the first two episodes of Season Two for this review (as I did with THE DETECTIVES, with Robert Taylor, a while back here at BTC) although I’ve sampled other episodes and will eventually watch all of them if suddenly there are 29 hours in a day rather than 24.

Star Anthony Eisley (known earlier in his career as Fred Eisley, his real name—see pic of him) is everything the lead on a show like this needed to be: handsome, charismatic, both witty and tough, and a solid actor capable of carrying a show. Eisley is known nowadays more for his horror and exploitation films than for his mainstream product—the man worked for Roger Corman, Al Adamson, Ted V. Mikels, David L. Hewitt, and Fred Olen Ray (and having worked with those five he should get some kind of award), and he also was memorable in Samuel Fuller’s THE NAKED KISS and Elvis Presley’s FRANKIE AND JOHNNY and the wonderful Eurospy romp LIGHTNING BOLT, where he did dub his own voice and provided witty sardonic commentary on the events. He worked extensively in television (multiple appearances on PERRY MASON and DRAGNET 1967 among them) in addition to film, but HAWAIIAN EYE was surely his breakout role and the one remembered most by people who were adults during the 59-62 period when he was on the show.

The first episode I watched, I WED THREE WIVES, features Eisley and is oriented around a smarmy egocentric movie star (brilliantly played by Ray Danton, who was always great at comedy!) who is avoiding alimony and the IRS and his sagging career by hiding out in Hawaii at the hotel where Eisley is the head of security. Danton’s three ex-wives all get wind of his coming to Hawaii, and they get together to head him off there and demand alimony and child support (he’s a deadbeat on those counts, as you’d expect). During the first half of the show, they try to get past security and track him down, and you can imagine the cat-and-mouse game that involves (often played for laughs). When they find him, they kidnap him and take him to a rented house. Danton’s character, being the charmer that he is, manages to melt the objections of each lady—as they watch him overnight in shifts—and win them over. The episode is really a vehicle for Ray Danton—who is always great in anything—who gets to show a wide range of emotions, as well as a wide range of feigned emotions since he’s such a two-faced heel. It’s really a challenge for an actor to pull off, and Danton does it VERY well. While there is a lot of humor on the show, there is real tension and drama and gunplay and the like. Based on this episode, one would have to give the show a very positive rating.

I also watched the second episode, PRINCESS FROM MANHATTAN, which features Robert Conrad, probably younger than most of us will remember seeing him. This is PRE-PALM SPRINGS WEEKEND, which was before THE WILD WILD WEST. Conrad is more subdued than we’re used to seeing—remember his TV commercials for Eveready batteries (see pic of ad) where Conrad dared you to knock the battery off his shoulder? He didn’t yet have that persona to the extent that he developed it later, but what he does have is a smoldering kind of intensity that pulls the viewer in and surely must have been VERY attractive to the female viewers of the day. Conrad was a friend of Nick Adams, who helped him get some of his earlier roles, but HAWAIIAN EYE was his star-making part—and that unique Conrad aura is here even in its earlier muted form (by the way, has anyone seen the three films Conrad made in Mexico in the mid-1960’s?). The plot is centered around some Middle Eastern prince who is married to an American (the “Princess From Manhattan” of the title) who is staying at the hotel and thus is provided security by the Eisley/Conrad agency. Conrad’s character actually knew (and dated) the princess before she was a princess. He initially does not want to be assigned to the case because of that past relationship, and asks Eisley to take it, but when “her royal highness” requests his presence, he has no choice but to obey. You can imagine how this scenario plays out, with Conrad and the prince getting to know each other, and Conrad and his former flame, now princess, getting re-acquainted (and she’s still carrying a torch for him, of course). The man playing the prince looks more like Lloyd Bochner (was Bochner not available?) than any person of Middle Eastern background I’ve ever met, but hey, this was 1960’s television. The princess wants to break up with his royal highness and of course involves Conrad in this.

Oh, did I mention Connie Stevens’ role in these shows? She’s kind of hanging around the office doing work for them, dripping playful charm and sexiness (I wouldn’t be surprised if the writers described her that way in the script!) but also entertains at the hotel nightclub, and in each of the two shows discussed she gets a song. Although the original run of HAWAIIAN EYE was before my time, I did see her in many other things throughout the 60’s and early 70’s, and I must confess to having had a crush on her as a child, a crush I’ve never really lost. To me, she’s always been a class act (and yes, I’ve seen SCORCHY
—twice the first week it was out….see movie poster), and I would always go out of my way to catch a guest shot on MURDER, SHE WROTE or whatever. I even watched her home-shopping pitches for her line of cosmetics (and if I had been a woman, I would have bought them). I’m sorry I never got to see her perform in a nightclub—I’m sure she would have had the audience eating out of her hand. There is more back-and-forth romantic banter between Conrad and Stevens than there is between Eisley and Stevens (Eisley is the older partner, the more grounded and serious one), but WB does a good job in making their contract actress Stevens appealing. She also had a successful side career as a pop vocalist (as did a number of WB stars—see the 45 picture sleeve)—giving her a song on many of the shows probably helped her record sales a lot.

The four WB detective shows mentioned above—all of which ran for multiple seasons—are evidence of what an exciting assembly line of talent and product the studio produced during that period. Executive producer Wm. T. Orr (whose name is always prominent in the end credits) and the anonymous bold narrator at the beginning of the shows who sternly TELLS YOU the show’s name and its stars (since evidently just showing them on the screen is not enough!) created a unique feel so that ten seconds into the show you KNOW it’s WB product. It was truly a Golden Age, and I’d recommend anyone so inclined to catch ANY of the four shows when they are re-run on networks aimed at old people or nostalgia-fans. The world that watched HAWAIIAN EYE and bought Connie Stevens 45’s is a world I’m comfortable living in.

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Hope you all, or at least a choice few of you, had a nice week. The rest can suffer from one of those oogabooga diseases I wish upon people I don't like for all I care. Had a fair go of it myself what with the hours of hotcha tee-vee watching either via satellite or Dee-Vee-Dee for that matter, not to mention listening to all sortsa funtime music that really gets them juices flowing all over my body! Gotta thank Bill, Paul and Feeding Tube Records for the donations which I gotta say I really need because...I mean what else is there? As for Bob F., I will get to your goodies more later than sooner, but get to them I most surely WILL!
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BIZARRO TRUE STORY THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK! While at the Salem Ohio Kiwanas Anitques Show held at their local park last Saturday, I was sitting at my booth on the lookout for prospective suckers customers when some guy and gal on a motorcycle zoomed by me, the guy saying to me "Hi Guv'nor", and without a phony English accent for that matter! Not knowing who this helmeted guy or his passenger were, or caring for that matter, I say hi back and left it at that. A few minutes later he and his gal zoomed back, the guy saying to me "Are you Don?" I said no and when he looked at me rather incredulous-like I then remarked..."Do I look like Don???" to which he remarked "No, you look like a dolphin" before he and gal skedaddled outta the place. Frankly I am still baffled as to what this whole communication was about and whether of not I did look like this Don guy our leather boy was inquiring about. But ME look like a dolphin? A bottle-nosed whale perhaps, but a dolphin?????
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Hey, I got a complaint from some flounder out there about the typos that are to be found with alarming regularity on this blog. Well lissen up y'all, sometimes these so-called "typos" AREN'T typos at all but mistakes made on purpose (hah!), and besides if they were made by mistake so what? As the late Steve Ditko once said with regards to others correcting his own spelling and grammatical errors, doing just that would "ruin the integrity" of the work at hand! Now, who am I to argue with a guy who did more to enforce a radical aspect to the art of comics than I ever will trying to do the same as far as under-the-grovel sub-fanzine styled writing goes! Yeah I know.....WHAT "integrity"??? Still, if any of you are willing to volunteer as a proofreader for me...DROP DEAD!
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And before we get started with this mess, do any of you recall that sixties act the Trylons (actually a male/femme singing duo with boffo rock backing---I could see themselves being called Trylon and Perisphere if one was tall and thin and the other one fat 'n tubby) who were almost on the classic NUGGETS set? I sure do because in this dream I had Friday AM I was at some radio station with some young and straight haired seventies-looking gal and a guy who kinda looked like a cross between Ruben Kinkaid of PARTRIDGE FAMILY fame and Bobby Troup who was a dee-jay there. Anyhow, while talking to the guy behind your standard office area counter I requested he play the Trylons' only hit (well, a low ranking one it was) called either "Blood and Honey" or "Honey and Blood"---I fergit---and the guy said he couldn't because the station would not allow any record with the word "Honey" in it to be played due to the obvious sexual connotations! At which point I did my Edith Bunker total realization "Ooooooooh" impression---y'know, the three stages of figuring out something Archie had to explain to her about the gay lib and "Daughters of Sappho" representatives campaigning door to door! If any of you out there do have a copy of "Blood and Honey" and wanna swing it by me well feel free to do so---sometimes these dreams of mine seem so real...



Contemporary Shamisen Duo-GENPATSURYOKU CD-r (Kendra Steiner Editions, see link on left, dummy!)

I sure don't know what any of the Japanese titles mean here but I can tell you one thing...if any of this Cee-Dee gets played in your standard Benihana-styled restaurant where they cook 'em up right in front of you I'll bet more'n just the meat 'n vegetables would be flippin' all over the place! Koto plunks and something else (electronic effects?) merge together to make a sound that is something that has little if any semblance to traditional Japanese music that I can tell. But hey, this is KSE and not Smithsonian Folkways so like, whaddaya expect? The sound of the old and the new merging into a music that you might think negates each other, but does complement quite the same even if you think your brain is trying to make a mad dash for the toilet bowl
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MB JONES BY MB JONES LP (Feeding Tube Records, available via Forced Exposure)

Another Feeding Tube strangity that kinda comes off like an electro-casio version of Magic Michael or in uteri Gary Wilson. Wafts off into areas of semi-consciousness that reminds me of the time I was getting my tonsils out and tried to keep conscious even with that ether mask on my face dropping me into areas of dank I still haven't recovered from. Don't worry...you'll feel the same way I do after giving this rather talented guy (Aspergers?, Autism?, Mad Genius???) a go on this rather obscure yet engrossing platter.
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Empool-DOES DO DID DONE LP (Feeding Tube,  available via Forced Exposure)

Dang it, but were those Miller Brothers sure involved in a whole slew of different rock things one can barely keep up with! Right before Laurence and Ben joined Destroy All Monsters they were involved with this (more or less depending on the situation) trio that specialized in electronic sounds of a most omni-tonal nature. Nothing that was that different from a variety of similar minded efforts out there in avant garde music land at the time (think of some of the more out-there space rock efforts that were flying about) but still forceful and even mind-churning as many of these outta-nowhere abstract sound efforts can get. The quality's even improved due to this being taken from cheap cassette recordings so if seventies hiss and buzz work wonders with your listening parameters well, go to it!
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The Ansley Dunbar Retaliation-REMAINS TO BE HEARD CD-r burn (originally on EMI Stateside Records, France)

These late-sixties white blues groups trying to osmose the rill dill can sometimes bore on ya, and this 'un is no exception. Maybe it's hearing Western Europeans imitating Amerigans of Western European extraction imitating blacks of Amerigan extraction imitating whites of Western European extraction that chills me out, but for the life of me I couldn't extract any real enjoyment outta this particular slab from the legendary Dunbar and his band. Sheesh, the only thing that comes to mind when I hear Dunbar's moniker brought up is that scene in the UNCLE MEAT movie where he admits that he likes being "caned" on the backside....to which I say "Bad album Ansley (CRACK!), bad album!"
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The Monkees-HEAD-3 CD RHINO HANDMADE BOX DISC ONE CD-r burn

Like them Charlie Parker sets reviewed a few months back I thought I'd do these HEAD-takes one by one. It might be a good idea I did so as well, because there's so much good caga on this platter that sitting through the entire box at once just might be too much for this li'l ol' heart to stand. In between the expected comedy patter we get some pretty hotcha rock fare even considering the eternal ire the hippoids gave these guys for being prefab (they even answer these concerns on "Ditty Diego - War Chant")---numbers like "Circle Sky" and "Porpoise Song" which stands with anything Moby Grape could do at their best, while "Daddy's Song" is one hotcha nostalgia spin that stands with "Your Mother Should Know" and a good portion of the Bonzo Dog repertoire. Kinda makes me wish I DID fight off my Pop when HEAD popped up on CBS LATE MOVIE up against Carson during some Christmas Holiday break back '72 way.
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Bullet Proof Lovers-SHOT THROUGH THE HEART CD-r burn (originally on Rum Bar Records)

Well whaddaya know! Paul sent me a burn of a current day group that actually sounds good in the way all of those good groups forty years ago were supposed to sound only the populace at large was too addled to tell good rock 'n roll from their last bowel movement. Pretty hard rockin' punkitude goin' down on these sides by a group I never heard of before, who kinda sound a third "good" Mott the Hoople, a third Ramones and a third all of those guys who were hot on the Stones and Slade and all those hard-edged rockers who got called punks even if it really didn't agree with their digestive systems. So above and beyond the call of doody that I might even give this one another listen later on in my life (whatmIsayin??????).
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Strawbridge-JUST FOR KICKS CD-r burn (originally on Argyle Records)

Despite the presence of an Elton John cover I gotta say that this Mississippian rock group does pretty good to the whole Southern Rebel thing that was all the rage when this album was released back '73 way. Gruff lead vocals and a performance that ain't too polished help make JUST FOR KICKS a platter that, along with the likes of the Hampton Grease Band, Hydra and Black Oak Arkansas, I could recommend to those who like early-seventies under-the-radar rock but don't quite care for the Dixie stuff. Only the album closer, their take on Hari Krishgeorge's "Here Come the Sun",  fails to elicit any real chill thrills that I look for in obscure seventies recordings like this.
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Various Artists-SELECTIONS FROM BAMBOO RECORDS (LOS ANGELES), DISC TWO CD-r burn

More from Bamboo, this time presenting some earlier efforts which do reflect that strange just-pre-British Invasion music scene here in the USA. The results were rather nice even if the usual hippie naysayers who still like to go on "musical journeys" may think otherwise. The over-production really doesn't hurt these efforts which reflect the girl vocal and instrumental tastes of the early-sixties about as swell as the actual hits of the time most certainly did. Personal faves include "Crab Louie" by the Sandabs, while the Pagents' "Sad and Lonely" sounded like as good a "Chantilly Lace" swipe as one could come up with without directly plagiarizing the Big Bopper hit.
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Various Artists-MR. TOYTOWN PRESENTS...VOL. 3 CD-r burn

This one is quite different from the usual samplers of sixties rock obscurities that have made their way to many a collection over the past forty years, for MR. TOYTOWN PRESENTS... features nothing but rare late-sixties psychedelic pop tracks that seem to borrow from those who were borrowing a whole lot from the Beatles and other sunshine-oriented acts of the day. The sounds are quite dreamy, sort of mirroring similar if more successful endeavors from the likes of the Move and Bee Gees and at time predicting certain seventies efforts like Sparks as well as a few other glam-glitzters who might have been popping up on the English charts during the glitzier portion of the seventies. Nice Sunday morning easy listening music to prepare one for a day of afternoon tee-vee channel surfing.
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Various Artists-JESSICA BANDERA MAGILLA CHORALE CD-r burn (Bill Shute)

Frankly if I hadda choose between Magilla Gorilla and Yogi Bear I'd write in Yakky Doodle. Still, this spinner's another winner from the grinner himself, Bill Shute. Two versions of "Night Train" mingle about with everything from an Alaskan barroom revue and a variety of schmoozers both good (Jimmy Witter) and feh (Nino Nanni), not to mention two radio ads for a moom pitcher the kind that the seedier kids in high stool would sneak out to see on Friday nights, ifyaknowaddamean...

The Magilla Gorilla recitation of ALICE IN WONDERLAND was fab even without the visuals, but the surprise of the spin for me were six rare pop songs dating from a pre-revolutionary Cambodia which, given the sound quality, were probably discovered in a pile somewhere in the wilds of that country. Somehow I get the idea that everyone involved with these records are a pile somewhere in the wilds of that country as well, but sheesh why should I judge those Noble Communist Types everyone drools over these days considering how we treat our left handed herniated LGBTWTF Cheyennes here in the Good Ol' U.S. of Whoa!
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In case you're still wondering, yes there are back issues of BLACK TO COMM still available and if you want some well like, what's keeping ya? If you wanna work out a deal swell, if not just hit the link and do your best to get hold of the rest...that is, the rest of these albatrosses I just can't seem to get rid of no matter HOW hard I try!